does any one know any blonde jokes?

Question

Im not insulting blondes, i am a blonde!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol

Answer 1

This is my favorite blonde joke:
A blond was sitting in a bar one evening when the news came on. They were reporting on a man threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
The blond said "I don't think he will jump"
The Bartender said "I think he will"
The blond replied, "I'll bet you $50.00 dollars he won't jump"
So the bartender took the bet.
Within a few seconds, the man jumped and the bartender took the blondes money.
After a while the bartender said to the blonde,
"I can't take your money, I knew he was going to jump, I saw it on the 6 o'clock news"
The blonde replied "No, you won fair and Square, I saw it on the 6 o'clock news too, I just didn't think he would be dumb enough to do it again"

Answer 2

A blonde's car was damaged during a hail storm. She drives up to the body shop and asks the attendant how much it was to fix the dents that the hail cause in her car. He sees that she is blonde so he tells her "Go home and blow on the exhaust pipe really hard and the dents will disappear". The blonde goes home and starts to blow on the exhaust pipe. Another blonde walks by and and asks her what she is doing. The blonde explains what the attendant told her and say "I don't understand why it isn't working" The other blonde says to her "Roll up the windows duh!"

Answer 3

how do u make a blonde go crazy?

A: put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner.

Answer 4

how do you make a blonde drown?



A: put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Answer 5

Theres 2 blondes aross the street from each other. One says "How do you get to the other side," and the other blonde says "Duh, your already there!"