there was this preacher and family....he asked his wife to go to store and get ham for dinner....she went to store and told butcher she wanted a ham for dinner...butcher said i got this damn ham over here!!! wife said dont talk to me like that im a preachers wife....he said thats the name brand of the ham...damn ham...she said ok....took home cooking dinner preacher husband said you get ham? she said i got the damn ham in oven...he looks at her says what got into you? she explained that it was name of ham he said ok...older children overheard this conversation and all set down to dinner.....husband said give me knife i cut this damn ham....oldest child says give me some damn ham....other child say give me damn ham...youngest child looking around wide eyed and said if thats the way its going to be pass me the f.u.c.k.e.n potatoes
2006-06-14 06:37:48 · 21 answers · asked by good guy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are funny
2006-06-14 08:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A good preacher joke to read, but if every body pass the ****** ham, then everthing else is a ****** mess.
2006-06-14 13:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by Re 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question
2006-06-14 13:39:38 · answer #3 · answered by c1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do like that one. I think I may have heard it before, but it did make me laugh! Thank you for that, I hope you have a good day!
2006-06-16 21:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Aunt Sam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha you're a funny one aren't ya haha and c1 this is JOKES and riddles sweetheart yep well good joke haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-14 13:42:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! I saw it and went preacher joke I'll tell my mum, but I don't think I will!
2006-06-14 13:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by quirky_ramone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... damn ham!
2006-06-14 15:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as lame as it is that was mildly funny. i want some fckin potatoes too
2006-06-14 13:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-06-14 13:40:24 · answer #9 · answered by sneaky comet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the question?
2006-06-14 13:40:51 · answer #10 · answered by Bethany 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so damn ****** funny **** lmaoooo
2006-06-14 13:55:01 · answer #11 · answered by kingciara 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋