I was sitting outside of coffee bean with my two very good looking lady-friends when a black man drove up in an Escalade and asked my well endowed asian friend what time it was. She replied "9:30"
To which he said "No, it's time for me to get your number!"
I being the only male said "My number"
"Nah, ain't no brokeback up in here"
2006-06-14 06:23:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
This is a true story.
2006-06-15 09:33:49 · update #1
That is amazing. Makes ya wonder what the hell kind of trip he was on--must have been an ego trip!
But at least if one is going to be rude and inappropriate, they may as well be amusing and give you a good story to tell later, huh?
2006-06-14 06:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Change your rims on your Escalade and get some better glasses, Asian that is well endowed, oh and a better pickup line. True story except you are the guy in the Escalade.
2006-06-14 06:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by racer x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I are not able to consider I am going to inform one on myself however right here it is going. A few years again, a pal of mine and I have been activity looking in combination. We went to a town Human Resources constructing to use for a few jobs there. The H R constructing used to be a excellent rectangular constructing that had double front/go out doorways on all 4 external partitions. We walked as much as one set of double doorways and there used to be a hand written observe with an arrow pointing to the left announcing "Please use different door." So we walked to the following aspect of the constructing to the following set of double doorways and there used to be that very equal observe. So once more, we walked to the 3rd aspect of the constructing to uncover one other observe. We walked to the final aspect of the constructing and coffee and behold used to be the very equal observe. All 4 notes mentioned Please use different door with an arrow pointing to the left. Finally any person that labored on the workplace got here running up to go into the constructing. My pal requested the fellow how we have been intended to get into the constructing. He opened the left aspect of the double doorways and mentioned identical to that. We then learned the notes have been comfortably announcing the proper door used to be locked to make use of the left door.
2016-09-09 01:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by cosco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think he was talking to you. I don't even think he saw that movie. Next time, let the lady speak for herself.
2006-06-14 06:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ruby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completely made up.
2006-06-14 06:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by kja63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So whats the point?
2006-06-14 06:28:27 · answer #6 · answered by Bizi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be real, but sounds made up to me.
2006-06-14 06:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made up cause you didn't say anything about you getting you a s s beat
2006-06-14 06:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by deedees77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope it's true, because that's hilarious! Are you gonna tell us if it's true or not?
2006-06-14 06:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by xcelix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made up but funny if tru
2006-06-14 06:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by THFC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋