What is the funniest religious joke you know?

Question

Any religion

About poobah's joke--I've heard that one except it was about Unitarian Univeralist and the show and tell item was a cocktail glass with a candle in it. :-))

Answer 1

Ok, I've got one:

Three Bra Types-

A fellow walked into the ladies department of a local department store and shyly approached a woman behind a counter.
"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife." he said softly.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquired the man."There are more than one type?"
"Look around," said the woman, indicating a sea of bras in every shape, size, color, and material.

"Actually," she said, "even with all of this variety, there are actually only three types of bras."
"Three? What are they?"
"Well," she said, "there's the Catholic type, the Salvation Army type and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
"I don't know," the man said, "What's the difference?"
"It's very simple," she said "The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

Answer 2

Here's a funny one that's not offensive:

Ms. Parker's preschool class was having a special day to celebrate religion. Each child was asked to bring a small item that they could talk about at show and tell time to explain their religion to the other students.

When the time came, Ali stood up and said, "I am Muslim and this is my prayer rug that I use to pray five times a day in the direction of Mecca."

Then Issac stood up. "I am Jewish and this is the yarmulka that I cover my head with when I go to Synagogue."

"That's nice," Ms. Parker said. "I think we have time for one more. Jennifer, would you like to share?"

Little Jennifer stood up, picking up a piece of heavy ceramic cookware. "I'm United Methodist. And this is my casserole dish..."

Answer 3

ok,sleezy divorce lawyer dies,gets to heaven's gate.St peter stops him and says "What have you done to merit entrance into heaven?"Lawyer says"Uh,last week I gave a homeless guy a quarter"St. Peter checks with Gabriel the archangel,Gabe confirms it.St Peter says"that's not enough,anything else?" Lawyer says"Umm,3 yrs ago,I gave another homeless guy a quarter."St. Peter checks with Gabriel,Gabriel confirms it with a nod.St. Peter says "wait here.""What do we do Gabriel,that's not alot of giving?"Gabriel looks the lawyer up and down,then he says "Give him his 50 cents back and tell him to go to hell"

Answer 4

one about preacher ,flat tire ,guy helped him change itand saidthelug nuts were tighter than a nuns p.ussy and preachr said they should come off easy