three sky divers were ejected from an aero-plane, the first one did a cool loop-d-loop, and opened his chute, the second one had to do something cooler, so he spun in a couple of circles did more loops, and did a couple of cartwheels in the air, the third guy was sure to do betta, so he rips off his shirt and parachute, and he showed everyone his manchest whilst floating down to the earth as if by some strange force, he touched down to the ground and was unharmed, in fact he just glided down as if guided by angels, and all the onlookers were like, 'man that patrick swayze can achieve anything!! it must be great to be his chest hair, i mean him!!'
2006-06-14 05:30:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, gotta love Patrick! I wouldn't mind being his chest hair either!!
2006-06-14 06:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by cc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A husband and spouse entered the dentist's workplace. The husband suggested," i would like a tooth pulled. i do not choose gas or novocain because i'm in a poor hurry.only pull the tooth as with out delay as available." "your a courageous guy" suggested the dentist. "Now teach me which tooth that's." The husband turns to his spouse and says" open your mouth and teach the dentist which tooth that's pricey." If there are any idiots in the room please get up" says the sarcastic instructor. After a lengthy silence one freshman rose to his ft. Now then mister why do you consider your self an fool enquired the instructor with a sneer. nicely actual i dont yet i hate to make sure you status up there all the way through your self suggested the pupil
2016-10-30 21:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The state has places for people like you!
2006-06-14 05:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by brmick1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes! Was that funny to you? I feel dumber for having read that.
2006-06-14 05:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Marlene 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..must be a writer!*jon..lol
nice jokes!! i mean yeah when there's Ptrck Swzng!!!!lol->
2006-06-14 06:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice story not funny
2006-06-14 05:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by mssjj87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great thanks for the 2 points but like patrick in ghost more than dirty dancing
2006-06-14 05:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOH PLEASE! Go back to your prep classes.
2006-06-14 05:39:49 · answer #8 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, thanks for the points
2006-06-14 05:36:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jack B Nimble 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋