A redneck family from the hills was visiting the
city and they were in a mall for the first time in
their lives. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again. The boy asked, "Pa, what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator)
responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything
like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small
2006-06-14 05:22:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
circular number above the walls
light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last
number and then the numbers began to light in the
reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a
gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his son,
Boy, go gitcha momma!!!!!!!!
2006-06-14 05:24:25 · update #1
write your own joke to
2006-06-14 05:26:08 · update #2
A guy gets to work on Monday with two black eyes & his boss asks what happened. He says, " I was behind a big woman at church & when we stood up to sing a hymm I saw that her dress was caught in her crack so I pulled it out. She spun around & popped me in the eye!" 'So where'd ya get the other shiner?' asks his boss, to which the dude says, "I figured she didn't want it out so I pushed it back in"
2006-06-14 05:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by brmick1 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yeah that was soo funny, it took me a while to get it but once i did i burst out laughing!!
2006-06-15 13:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Laney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty sexist. I've heard that joke about twenty times before if not more.
2006-06-14 15:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like your talking from experience, so sorry that happened
2006-06-14 14:45:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny at all, that is degrading to people that are southern and to women.
2006-06-14 18:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ahahaahahaha
2006-06-14 12:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute....
2006-06-14 12:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by reneyhun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious, good one
2006-06-14 12:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by mssjj87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it was funny
2006-06-14 12:25:12 · answer #9 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.., did he gitcha or not?
2006-06-14 14:49:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋