first off i'd like to apologize, i got sidetracked with my jokes, i was trying to bash another user on here by the name of scooby doo, he has a vagina, but here is my joke, two penguins were sitting by thier exhibit in the zoo, the first one looks up and sees a boy leaning over the guard rail with an ice cream cone, so he swims toward the kid, jumps out of the water and splashes the kid in the face with water, the kid drops his ice cream and the penguin steals it, the second penguin is impressed so he waits for another little kid to visit, low and behold, here is a kid with a bag of funyons, the penguin tries the same move as the other and the kid drops the bag, but before the funyons hit the water, patrick swayze jumps and rescues the funyons, throws them to the little boy, and tackles the penguin, man, patrick swayze sure saved the day on that one, hooray for patrick swayze the park ranger!!!! woo hoo!!
2006-06-14 05:18:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sidetracked again!! and patrick swayze is too fine to be working in a zoo
2006-06-14 05:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow i am sure beginning to hate patrick swayze real quick
2006-06-14 12:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that supposed to be riddle? I don't get it maybe you should try to explain it bettter, I'm knda slow!
2006-06-14 12:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by sweetypie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you gotta be on dog food cuz even Crack couldn't make you taht stupid!
2006-06-14 12:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by brmick1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me?
2006-06-14 12:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Bellatrix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That makes no sense what so ever.
2006-06-14 12:22:27 · answer #6 · answered by njagalamalaya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um..... yeah. 2 points 4 me!
2006-06-14 12:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by ☼Shiloh☼ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!*jon! hi tthurr!!! mwah! haha!
2006-06-14 13:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you weirdo you
2006-06-14 12:50:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋