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2006-06-14 04:49:48 · 9 answers · asked by davidjohnsonelwyn 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

I was your waiter last night. I whacked off in your salad. Next time don't complain.

2006-06-14 04:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I was really fed up with my husband being a complete jerk, so I made him a sandwich and I spat in it.

2006-06-18 03:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by i'm_a_goodie 6 · 0 0

yank at work wanted to use my swipe card when my shift was over. kept it in my armpit for 10mins before leaving it back in my jacket. he's a git, deserves everything i throw at him.

2006-06-14 08:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cleaning up my own vomit after a previous night dinner that made me sick in the morning.

2006-06-14 11:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by spunky 3 · 0 0

Farted in gym class

2006-06-14 04:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

peed on my baby sitters bed-i was 5yrs.

2006-06-15 03:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by kitty pride 3 · 0 0

picked me nose

2006-06-14 12:12:23 · answer #7 · answered by km 5 · 0 0

read one those sick q's of raju ( a Y!A user who has been banned now ).....

2006-06-14 04:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0 0

just read your question...

2006-06-14 05:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by deadSOUL 2 · 0 0

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