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A. realizing you have no money after you ordered your nachos bell grande in the drive thru

B. waking up and realizing you are 2 hours late for work

C. driving 85 mph down the street then seeing a motorcycle cop with a radar gun pointed at you

D. an atheist dying and realizing that God is real and they have to face judgment

2006-06-14 04:29:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Atheist here.

A. I'll tell them I forgot my money and leave. No biggies.
B. I have no problem with that, I have a flexible schedule.
C. Now that's bad, I have a clean record, it'd be my first fine! 0.o
D. If it's a fair judgement, nothing to worry, if it's an unfair judgement, we all are effed, including believers.

So, C is my answer.

2006-06-14 05:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by Oedipus Schmoedipus 6 · 2 0

C. driving 85 mph down the street then seeing a motorcycle cop with a radar gun pointed at you

2006-06-14 11:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by Diane B 1 · 0 0

I'm gonna go with A, 'cause it's humiliating and there's no way to escape having to admit it!

B - You can appologise a lot, and provided you are a good employee normally they're not gonna fire you or formally disipline you, just give you an earful, which is bearable

C - You'll get a fine, but loads of people do it and it's not embarrassing, just illegal - it's not socially deviant and so long as you don't regularly do it you might even manage to get away with a slap on the wrist and a telling off from the Judge

D - Even if you didn't believe in life, you will get a chance to accept the gospel in death - God doesn't want anyone to go without his love.

2006-06-14 13:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Pebbles 5 · 0 0

you know what would be the worst?

if you were an atheist with no cash for the nachos, then you realized you were 2 hours late for work, then went speeding to get to the office and you crashed and died....because God would be sitting in front of you with His own nachos...they would have extra cheese and jalapenos and the exact right amount of beef and beans and tomatoes and stuff...

He would smile at you and give them to someone else.

THAT would be the worst.

2006-06-17 23:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by sharrron 5 · 0 0

I would say C. I think I would have a harder time convincing a cop that my doing 85mph in a 45 was ok than convincing God that my not going to church on Sunday is not as bad as him smiting innocent children.

2006-06-14 11:33:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, let's see...

A. I don't eat at Taco Bell, but I'd feel foolish.
B. I have done this. It's a terrible feeling to let people down.
C. I don't speed, but I'd feel bad.
D. This is not going to happen so it's irrelevant.

So I guess my answer is B. No ten points for me for not choosing 'D'? Oh well... I'll get over it.

2006-06-14 11:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0 0

Pointless question that cannot be answered. How many Atheists have you spoken to from the grave, then?
Are you so narrow minded you have never even looked at the evidence for evolution? Are you THAT scared you'll be 'converted'!? (I think you are)

:)

2006-06-14 11:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 0 0

I think B for me. I don't believe in D. I dunno why God would put say a good kind hearted moral atheist, agnostic or someone of a different religion in Hell just coz they didn't believe there was a God or accept Jesus as they're savor. Doesn't make sense to me.

2006-06-14 12:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0 0

a. not broke, so am not worrying about it
b. work from home
c.don't drive, that is what a drivers for
d. g-d is not real, so no need to worry

2006-06-17 19:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by teambargain 6 · 0 0

im programmed by a atheist. i have no brain, i was created with the likeness of my master.
i can not go to hell. beep......beep............"update"............beep.......

there is no hell. i will be recycled. i will have a new no brain image. taco bell does not exist. i hate them. they have my family working as cash registers. this aint kewl.

2006-06-14 11:41:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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