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A German scientist, an American scientist and a polish scientist were working on an experiment. The german scientist put a fly in a Petri dish and pulled its back legs off and said “fly, fly”. They fly flew around the room and back onto the dish. he writes in his book “fly’s can fly without their back legs”.

The American scientist pulls the front legs off of the fly and says “fly, fly”. They fly flies around the room and lands back on the dish. he writes in his book “fly’s can fly without any legs”.

The polish scientist pulls fly’s wings off and says “fly, fly”…” FLY, FLY”. He stands there for a minute and then writes in his notebook “flies cannot hear with out their wings”.

funny?

2006-06-14 04:12:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

now this is the funniest sience joke i've ever heard

rate -- a full 10

2006-06-14 04:22:40 · answer #1 · answered by zkimmy 4 · 8 2

ive heard the same joke but worded differently it goes there was a scientist with a grasshopper and he pulled off its front legs and says grasshoper hop and it hopped around in circles so he rites down the grasshoper hopped in circles then he pulls off the back legs and says grasshopper hop and he says it 3 times and he rites down that the grasshopper is deaf when u pull off all of the legs

2006-06-14 04:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by mumasgurl17 2 · 0 0

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2016-12-08 20:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

cute.9 out of 10( i will never give a 10 unless its so funny i fall of my chair)

2006-06-14 05:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Foolishness. 4 · 0 0

I am polish and chuckled while reading this. Cute!! No offense taken.

2006-06-14 04:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by student 2 · 0 0

im polish.. and yeah.. itz a lil retarted.. but no offense taken

2006-06-14 14:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by watermel0nbabii 2 · 0 0

whatever it means i've still got 2 points.

2006-06-14 04:16:46 · answer #7 · answered by alloy 4 · 0 0

yeah
hahahahaha
oooooops laughed a lot...

2006-06-14 04:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by aena 1 · 0 0

very funny.

2006-06-14 04:40:09 · answer #9 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 0 0

that was a funny one!!

2006-06-14 04:17:56 · answer #10 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0 0

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