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Am I going to hell for having them?

2006-06-14 02:50:48 · 14 answers · asked by whirredup 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yes. You are going to hell for subconsciously thinking about women while you sleep.

2006-06-14 03:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Nocturnal emissions are known as wet dreams. As far as I know Jesus never reached puberty because he would have ejaculated at least once, We all know sperm are all just one half of a person so Jesus would be accused of hundreds of millions of counts of half-murder. Jesus had no sin, so....No Jesus doesn't ejaculate.

2006-06-14 02:58:42 · answer #2 · answered by odytoboman 2 · 0 0

You have night time gas? *shakes head* No you aren't going to hell if you are talking about passing gas. Otherwise, I have no clue what you are talking about, but as long as you accept Jesus Christ (who I doubt had nocturnal emissions) as your Lord and personal Savior, you have nothing to worry about (so long as you repent).

2006-06-14 02:53:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

For those of you who don't understand he is talking about a "wet dream". You know, ejaculation during a dream.
No, you won't go to hell because of this. Did Jesus have them? Well, he was human. Fact is we will never know.

2006-06-14 02:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by Romancer 1 · 0 0

Since every single human male that has ever existed on the planet has had them...it's pretty safe to say jesus did also, especially since it's widely believed that he never had sex. Male bodies make sperm and ejaculate, and it's gotta get out somehow, and jesus had a male body...

2006-06-14 02:54:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus wasn't divine, as there is no god.

So yes, he had the nocturnal emissions.

I imagine he may have rubbed quite a few out, as well.

2006-06-14 02:55:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not sure about Jesus...but it is totally normal, and God was the one who made your body to function like that, so you won't go to hell.

2006-06-14 02:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by mrselange 5 · 0 0

your not going to hell, there is nothing wrong with them
it's funny that a lot of the girls have no idea what your talkig about

2006-06-14 02:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The last time I have him the reach-around he did!

2006-06-14 05:46:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't believe the Bible addresses that particular point.

2006-06-14 02:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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