2006-06-14 01:49:31 · 11 answers · asked by nvsweets2006 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You should just take him through the McDonald's drive thru.
2006-06-14 01:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by jrhod263 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Would it be polite for me to invite Michael Jackson over for dinner? Should I cook him a fancy meal?
That would be lovely. Don't forget to invite Elizabeth Taylor too. He would love that . Don't you think Michael looks like he could be her daughter?
For dinner, might I suggest some
"Dog poop delicately sauteed in Butter with perhaps a hint of garlic?
A lovely garden salad of fresh crisp lettuce, tomatoes, green onions, chopped morning glories and unwashed fresh Polk salad leaves?
a lovely clam chowder made with a delayed in transit, shipment
of New England Clams. Make sure they have a horrid scent.
followed by a dessert of chocolate cake with chocolate icing generously sprinkled with rat poison?
Ohhh....don't eat the food, tell them you have a stomach virus and eat some chicken noodle soup with crackers!!!!!
Bonn Apatite Michael and Liz
2006-06-14 10:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, to invite him, a fancy meal no, he is a vegetarian.
2006-06-14 09:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by LARRY P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you stay away from Michael, He's mine!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-06-14 12:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send the kids away first
2006-06-14 10:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by bwadsp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Careful, contact him before, if he can respond to your invitation!
2006-06-14 08:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by Jimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you really want that sicko inside of YOUR house? but if so ya i think you could if you kinda got to know him first.
2006-06-14 08:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by dodogirl321 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
feed him raw eggs and expired tomato paste.
rid us of one more problem
2006-06-14 09:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by The Dark One 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You can do that?... I don't like him very much... but if you can, you should:D
2006-06-14 08:53:23 · answer #9 · answered by à¹? (¯`v´¯)iChAi à¹? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES
2006-06-14 23:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Stranger on Earth™ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋