Please tell me if you like my joke????

Question

A blind man walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a BLOND joke?" The guy sitting next to the blind man says, "Hey, pal. I'm 6'4", a truck driver and I'm blond; the guy at the end of the bar is 6'5" and he's blond; the bartender is 6'3" and he's blond....Are you sure you want to tell your BLOND joke??!!"
The blind man says, "NOT IF I HAVE TO REPEAT THREE TIMES!!!!"
What do you think? Do you like it? Do you have one? Any kind of joke?

Answer 1

I've heard it before, but it still made me giggle!!

(my meanie poo sisters say I'm a 'natural' blonde, I'm not you know, I'm a natural brunette, with bits of grey!).

Answer 2

I like that. Made me laugh. What is better is that I haven't heard it before. Some of those blonde jokes are so old they stop being funny. I don't know about jokes but heres something funny(well I think it is) My son(who must have only been 3 at the time) when asked if he was as clever as eggs, he replied "no, I am as clever as a chicken"

Answer 3

so funniecious!.........
Money For Clothes

i have a good joke 4 u

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on."

The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church. As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.

The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to the priest very calmly. The priest then gives the lady $1 and says, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"

Answer 4

eh your joke is ok.

Here is a joke for you now:


You have two cows.

Your rich neighbor has ten thousand cows. In an election year, he gives two of those cows to his congressman. He gives two each to his senators, and each member of his family gives two cows to the president's re-election campaign.

The following April, the government comes and takes one of your cows, and gives it to your rich neighbor.

In February, your other cow dies because someone dumped industrial waste in the aquifer. You can't sue, though, because a "no lawsuits over dead cows" clause was recently added to an omnibus appropriations bill.

The state comes and asks for your cow, because its budget is in shambles. You don't have any cows anymore. The state takes your house.

While walking to the homeless shelter, you notice your rich neighbor putting his cows in semi- trucks. "Where are these cows going?" you ask a driver.

"Can't say," he replies. "It's a matter of national security."

"Seriously?" you ask, incredulous.

"Nah, just joshin' you," he says. "These here are being shipped off to an overseas cow shelter. He's tired of giving his cows to the government."

Answer 5

Nice

Answer 6

Ha that's funny!! It basically says that blonds aren't that bright.

Answer 7

That jokes good but it aint make me laugh myass off... try something wit weed

Answer 8

Not too shabby - it made me laugh. I'm fresh out of jokes at this time.

Answer 9

Haha, Hoho, I like your joke.

Answer 10

not bad
just dont tell it to any blind guys
lol