two women friends were on a night out, on the way home they both needed a wee, they stopped in a nearby graveyard out of sight from the road, the first woman said she's got no tissue so she takes off her knickers and wipes herself with them, the second woman wasn't wearing any knickers so she ripped some ribbon from a wreath on one of the headstones, the next day the husbands were at work together and one says do you know where our wives were last night only mine came home without her knickers? the other replies "oh really, well mine came home with a card up her ar*se saying "from all the crew at the fire station, we will not forget you"
2006-06-14 00:41:32 · 36 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a great one. I have one for you.
-A scottsman has a fight with his wife and she tells him if he ever comes home late and drunk again she's going to chop off his dick.
So he comes home late again and passes out on the sofa. She runs at him with an axe, lifts up his kilt and says , "what the hell is that red ribbon tied around your dick !!!????".
Oh, I donna know lassy, but I think I won first prize.
2006-06-14 00:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by tonyintoronto@rogers.com 4 · 13⤊ 4⤋
i give it 9 out of 10
2006-06-14 01:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by halleberry_aus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-14 01:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by good guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-06-14 00:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Never heard that one before. Yes, I liked it and actually laughed out loud.
2006-06-14 00:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by Laurel_Eden 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha i liked it mister. Funny funnies. well done. 3 house points
2006-06-14 05:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by Delgado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha that's funny. I haven't heard that on before.
2006-06-14 01:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by jada0990 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! haha! I gotta remember that one.
2006-06-14 00:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by Scottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it and will have to tell that to my friends on our next Girls Night Out! Thanks for sharing!
2006-06-14 00:45:40 · answer #9 · answered by Cyndie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-14 00:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by sb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋