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A lady walks into a tatto parlor and says "I want
a tattoo of a turkey on the inside of my right
leg, and on the inside of my left leg I want a
tattoo of a Christmas tree"

The guy doing the tattoo goes "Why do you want
tattoos of those things". The lady replies with
"Well because my husband always complains that
there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas"

2006-06-14 00:31:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

haahahahahaahahah, you are sick!! hahahaha why do people continusouly say that the joke is old, like in the 1500's old maidens were like' hey i would liketh thou to tatooeth my vagina, and put a turkeyeth oneth my-eth legeth!!' you see what i mean, how old are you people?? why can't you just say, wahahahaha, that was agood one, then rate, or just give a bad rating if you no lika, anywho, i give it a million out of 10, because i neva heard this before, and it amused the heck outta me!! wahahaha mwah!

2006-06-14 07:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

5 out of 10.

2006-06-14 00:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by cool_ranjan4all 2 · 0 0

0 out of 10.

2006-06-14 00:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Irmak 7 · 0 0

I give it 7 out of 10.

2006-06-14 00:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by adozenredroses12 3 · 0 0

10 out of 10000.
Joking. Out of 10.
Cool joke.

2006-06-14 00:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0 0

hahahahah I heard yet another variation that went whatever like they have been within the boat discussing approximately Peter going for walks on water and considered one of them will get out and walks to the shore and shouts again do not check out it until you recognize wherein the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)

2016-09-09 01:21:31 · answer #6 · answered by kearney 3 · 0 0

made me lol 7 maybe and 8 it was cute i am gonna tell it at work today

2006-06-14 00:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by LOLO 3 · 0 0

i give it 10 out of 10.gotta remember this one

2006-06-14 01:02:58 · answer #8 · answered by halleberry_aus 4 · 0 0

Haha... that funny... 8/10

2006-06-14 04:29:58 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

i ll give it 6/10

2006-06-14 01:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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