Johnny asked his father, "Dad, when birds die, why do their feet always point upwards?"
Well, so that God can reach down, take them by the claws and pull themup into heaven." Next day when Dad got home from work,
Johnny rushed over to him and said, "Gee Dad, we nearly lost Mom today." "What do you mean?" queried his father.
"Well, I heard noises upstairs so I rushed up to see what was happening.There was Mom, lying on the bed with her legs pointing up while she was yelling,' God, I'm coming.
If it hadn't been for the gardener holding her down, we'd have lost her.
2006-06-14 00:15:05 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(After cleaning up the pepsi off the computer screen) that is so hilarious. I cannot stop laughing that is a great joke (claps hands)
2006-06-14 00:25:55 · answer #1 · answered by farside76 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I heard this today as well, but it was the baker holding her down and the other day I read that it was the mailman holding her down. I guess this Mom is really hot in the neighborhood...
LOL
2006-06-14 00:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by joann_xvi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lil' johnny is so smart and the mother has a lot of explaining to do, funny......Lol
Pd strike once more.
2006-06-14 00:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this one recently. It was funny then, not so much now. Still, worth a chuckle
2006-06-14 00:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by metdevthegamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2006-06-14 00:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckle chuckle....that joke was really really funny and a little bit raunchy....the perfect combo if i do say so myslef.....i hope you don't mind that i will be using this joke to my friends and claim it as my own. (:
2006-06-17 18:08:43 · answer #6 · answered by Allie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic little Johnnie......nice one!!
2006-06-14 00:18:46 · answer #7 · answered by David G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the joke
2006-06-14 00:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by MYRAJEAN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha cute joke
2006-06-14 04:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by cute_but_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice....
2006-06-14 00:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Shea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋