which weapon will you?

Question

atheists use to fight teletubbies? light saber or toasted marshmallows?

he he he.......

Answer 1

To be honest, having seen what happens to someone when a flaming marshmallow gets rammed up their nose (family reunion, kid kept the marshmallow in the fire a bit too long, panicked and started running around, tripped, went right up my uncle's nose)... I'm gonna go with the marshmallow.

The teletubbies would make me just want to kill every living thing around me, the light saber is too quick and painless, and there's something to be said for making sure no one can help your victim because they're too busy laughing their butts off.

Answer 2

I can see how a, "believer," could have a hard time answering this question.

First of all, having watched the show, you, "believers," think that the teletubbies are real, and that they possess power over all the universe. Second of all, it is also understandable how you could confuse the feasibility of toasted marshmallows and light sabers as weapons to be used against the all powerful teletubbies..

Anyone with half a mind would realize that light sabers are the far superior weapons.

Answer 3

Silver light-saber like the streams of water that flow from the Central fountain in the Jedi Academy at Coruscant.

Answer 4

Mmm toasted marshmellows,they are so cute,soft,and squishy,the perfect weapon to kill the tubbie-custard loving teletubbies.

Answer 5

Light saber, naturally... But if you think about it, every tool is a weapon if you hold it right!

Answer 6

Lightsaber, since in this case everything involved would be completely fictional.

Answer 7

I don't fight christians.

Answer 8

Your mother's pubic hair...its long and sharp enough.

Answer 9

laser..