My friend was going for a job interview and they was going to give him a drug test and he knew they was so he took his wife's urine with him (in a condom) and they didn't watch him urinate. See he knew he would fail the test cause he smokes pot or did at the time. So when the tests results came back they said sir do you know that you are pregnant?
His wife was pregnant and needless to say he didn't get the job.
2006-06-13
22:16:19
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Attention: This is not about me!!! This is about A friend
2006-06-13
22:16:53 ·
update #1
this is true and this happened for real i am not lieing. i would say that they do test things like that knowing people will mess with their urine if they do drugs
2006-06-13
22:24:03 ·
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this is not a lie for the tenth time
2006-06-14
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HAHAHAHa!!! that's awesome!!! I don't care what anybody says, that is so hilarious. I was talking to my friend GeorgeH about it. He's the bald and sexually conflicted Five-O at the top of the list. He said a similar thing happened to him involving some birth control pills. The doctor's said his hair should grow back in a few weeks. You guys need to let him know how sorry you are for laughing about it because he's really sensitive. Anyway, I loved the story, Beautiful. You stay classy.
2006-06-14 00:51:15
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answered by food for worms 2
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I think that's hilarious, but I'm not exactly sure that the pregnancy hormone hCG comes up on a drug screen. That information isn't relevant to employment and may open an employer up for a discrimination lawsuit. have to tell you though, I am not surprised about bringing urine. I saw an episode of Dr. Phil where this recovering addict was telling all of his secrets to passing drug test. They included buying a belt with somebody's urine already in it and freezer packs to keep it cold. But the most disturbing one, for me as a nurse at least, was that some of these people will empty their bladder using a catheter and then pump somebody else's urine in that they buy on line somewhere. I mean, do you have any idea how may diseases one could come away with? You can have blood in your urine (hematuria). And yeah, it's possible to get HIV if there is HIV positive blood in the urine you just bought from some anonymous stranger on line. Not to mention that it's just plain nasty as hell to pump somebody else's urine into your bladder, ugh!!!
2006-06-14 05:32:05
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answered by YOUR OPINION COUNTS 2
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I believe you. They can tell you if the urine came from a male or a female. Anything different in the urine will show up, even pregnancy hormones. He was dumb for smoking the pot in the first time knowing he's looking for a job. He was just as dumb for smuggling in female urine, he should have had a male buddy give him some urine for the test.
2006-06-14 06:01:46
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answered by nimo22 6
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It is possible that this guy's wife could be pregnant. First of all the guy should have just used his own urine and told them he had not used drugs for a while and such.
2006-06-14 05:30:51
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answered by phatas8504 1
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Mr Idiot,
That did not really happen. I am a police officer, and I know how those tests work. Drug tests do just that...test for drugs. They are not pregnancy tests.
Tell your "friend" though, to stop using drugs, otherwise "he" will remain a burden on society forever.
Regards,
GreekmanG
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Funny story though.
2006-06-14 05:18:24
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answered by georgeh1981 3
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This is a lie, the tests given do not measure the HCG hormone that indicates pregnancy
2006-06-14 06:07:51
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answered by Anonymous
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You stole that from a movie or tv show , i saw it before. Nice try , but a drug test is just that , not a pregnancy test.
2006-06-14 05:21:04
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answered by Anonymous
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It seems highly unlikely that this story is true for one simple reason. It is illegal to discriminate on the basis of pregnancy, so they wouldn't test for it, and, further, even if they *did* do it illegally, they would never admit it. Not to mention that the story's been around for many years...
Cute fiction, though...
2006-06-14 05:44:37
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answered by Anonymous
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so funny
I laughed very much
but anyway that's a lesson if you want take your wife's urine as your urine in a test just be careful!!!!may be she is pregnant!!!so first test your wife's urine then take it!!!!!
thank you for this good and useful question!!!!
2006-06-14 05:26:08
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answered by shahriar 2
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This story is true they can tell if it is male or female urine.And they where probably just messing with him because it was female urine.
2006-06-14 05:33:21
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answered by Mr. BIG 5
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This is a story that I've heard before as jokes, and an episode of Threes Company.
2006-06-14 05:20:56
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answered by heatherbee 3
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