One night a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone else left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
2006-06-13 22:05:09 · 7 answers · asked by Limeyb 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Safety
Good One......I guess i am the designated answerer, because no one else has replied to this for you. I will take the designated 10 points for this...Thanks Again
2006-06-13 22:10:20 · answer #1 · answered by mailbox1024 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
After nearly being killed by a young Lady who was drinking and driving I have a bad taste in my mouth for any person who drinks and drives. You might think what you printed is funny, but let me tell you since 11-08-1997 I have been Thur several operations, many years of therapy, bankruptcy due to medical bills and near loss of life and the self respect due to not being to share and do things with my 5 daughters like rollerblading, jet skiing, biking, walking, Getting up and going to work to support my family. Then to find out that the low life had no insurance to boot. Sorry, but tonight I'm the designated person to let you have it and make you realize that telling someone how to get away with drinking and driving is probably one of the stupidest things you could possibly have done in your life!!!!!
2006-06-14 14:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by orgrmichael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a jet mech in the navy and we have a guy who keeps a small mason jar with jet fuel in his car. if he gets pulled over, he splashes it on his shirt and the officer cant smell anything. The excuse for his erratic driving is that he had fuel in his eyes from a spill at work and he's trying to get home to shower. He has done it twice now.
2006-06-14 03:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-06-13 22:11:40 · answer #4 · answered by WyattEarp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get beer
go home
hide ya keys
2006-06-13 22:09:17 · answer #5 · answered by kitoberle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke. Cute, but old.
2006-06-14 02:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg at first I thought you were wanting to do that. but still, you got me.
2006-06-14 00:49:54 · answer #7 · answered by LasagnaRocks! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋