Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one "How did you do over the weekend?
""Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. The judge turns and asks the second guy, "And you, how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
2006-06-13 21:34:29 · 12 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'this is your anus before prison.'"
2006-06-13 21:34:53 · update #1
We missed the HOLE story.
Give us a second chance.
2006-06-13 21:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by ideaquest 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!
Growing Up Texas Style
A young Hillbilly called Kenny moved toTexas and bought a donkey from afarmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me back my money.
The farmer said, I'm sorry, I can't do that. I spent it.
Kenny said, "OK. Just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?"
Kenny answered, "I"m going to raffle him off."
The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny responded "Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny answered, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $998.00."
The farmer asked, "Did anyone complain?"
Kenny said, "Just the guy who won, so I gave him back his two dollars."
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
2006-06-13 22:20:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely, really enjoyed it.
Thanks for sharing
L.O.L.
2006-06-13 22:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by sandy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
Thats great
2006-06-13 21:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by crazychahat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-06-13 21:56:03 · answer #5 · answered by moonearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r such a sicko
2006-06-13 21:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by abhishek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-06-13 21:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by sarita tiwari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it and I think it's funny...sick...but funny.
2006-06-13 21:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by Deana M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so wats the Q here?
2006-06-13 21:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by cooldreamzgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick....but funny
2006-06-13 23:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋