THE BEST DEAR JOHN LETTER EVER:
A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently
received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship.
The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice
since you've been gone, and it's not fair to
either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me
that I sent to you.
Love, John
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc.
In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other
pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:
Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember
who the hell you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me!
Love Mary
Funny?
2006-06-13 21:12:27 · 17 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!!...She is one clever woman! Kudos to her for doing something so original and cool.
That's funny! I love THAT!
Now that is one person who is smart and have both of her feet planted on terra firma.
What can I say? She's clever. Good for her!
2006-06-13 21:20:54 · answer #1 · answered by Molly 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very cool. Bite the big one John.
2006-06-14 04:39:37 · answer #2 · answered by motleygirl01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats definatly a good one, without cutting anything off it got the point across
2006-06-14 04:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by bozobabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-06-15 06:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by isakssonrichard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is true, she did well. If it isn't true, it is quite right--- our soldiers have a connection that we, as civilians, will never comprehend.
2006-06-14 04:31:27 · answer #5 · answered by ^ _ ^ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was also an episode from MASH
2006-06-14 04:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Old Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny but I heard this one before.
2006-06-14 05:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by sumire 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-06-14 04:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by crazychahat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats a good'n, thanx :)
2006-06-14 04:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its better to have loved and lost. good bye
2006-06-14 04:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋