2006-06-13 19:46:43 · 11 answers · asked by Tom D 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aw, come on... That's merely an allegorical personification of Heaven "having" a gate that needs a Greeter / Maitre D' for VIP Guests ONLY, with their RSVP cards in hand...
Perhaps it was conceived by the same lonely monk in the 11th century AD who was downright bored with his vow of Silence after he invented the Rosary. LOL.
And if you fast forward it to 21st century standards, it should be updated to include at least half a dozen or so Valet Parking attendants, too. Hahaha!
2006-06-13 20:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by Arf Bee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I handed over the charge of heaven's gate, as I did not like that job remaining outside of the heaven. So I handed over the charge and went in to the heaven. God saw me and threw out on the earth to reply questions at Yahoo.
2006-06-14 02:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am guessing but I am sure it was God, he just gave a job for Peter, or who know it could of been Lucifer, but their is no proof to back that up.
2006-06-14 02:57:24 · answer #3 · answered by spenderalla33 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I doubt Lucifer, but I have no idea. That is a good question.
I'm going with God himself.
2006-06-14 02:50:18 · answer #4 · answered by Matt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's made-up.
2006-06-14 02:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks to Doc Brown, the answer is now Marty McFly.
2006-06-14 02:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by butt_boggle_4_all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the rooster..
2006-06-14 02:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by conel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my progenitor
2006-06-14 02:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by U 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you a pot smoker?
2006-06-14 02:51:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's dad. LOL
2006-06-14 02:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by madd hatter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋