2006-06-13 19:12:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yes u monkey and u get 2 be the refree who gets hit by the ball every second and its no nrmal footbal
2006-06-13 19:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by abhishek 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you mean use satan as a soccer ball? Or like on opposite teams? I have a feeling that it goes beyond sports. Though, I've been known to be wrong.
2006-06-14 02:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by Grog The Fish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, he and satan are drinking beer and playing a game called "collect their souls."
Whoever ends up with the most souls wins.
Satan appears to be ahead after he played that cute trick of pretending to be God's son. Billions of people gave him their souls and he didn't have to waste any further time or energy collecting them after that one little trick.
2006-06-14 02:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. The world was created before Satan became who he is, so that wasn't the case.
2006-06-14 02:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by *AstrosChick* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there were 12 disciples until Judas took himself out, and there are 11 players on a soccer team.
you might have a point.
2006-06-14 02:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by Rob W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan plays soccer? He must be one hell of a midfielder.
2006-06-16 01:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, God created the world so he could have a place to dump all the crap.
2006-06-14 02:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by facelesschicken 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He gave you the ability to think.Read the Bible and figure it out.
2006-06-14 02:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and football too.
2006-06-14 02:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by plastic star 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋