sitting in a bar getting drunk,when a man came in and asked him"Hey,its such a great day what are you doing in here getting drunk for?"
The farmer shook his head and said"Some things you just cant explain"
" what happened ?"
"Well,today i was milking the cow and just as I got the bucket full,the cow kicked it over with her left leg"
"So"
"Some things you just cant explain.So I took her left leg and tied it to the post on her left,and started milking her again.Just as I got the bucket full,she kicked it over with her right leg"
"Again?!"
The farmer shook his head"Some things you just cant explain.So I tied her right leg to the post on her right.And continued milking her.Just as the bucket ws full the stupid cow,knocked it over with her tail!Some things you just cant explain."
"So ?"
"I didnt have anymore rope left so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.At that moment my pants fell down and my wife came in...Some things you just cant explain.......!!!
2006-06-13 18:33:56 · 16 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've not heard that one before, kinda makes me think of an old boyfriend.......hmmmmm......
2006-06-13 18:40:21 · answer #1 · answered by jaye21 3 · 9⤊ 3⤋
You know, some jokes are meant to be funny and some just dont make sense. And yet there are others that are rude, crude, and should not even be told. The Bible reads that the first will be last and the last, will be first. You have heard it said that if the shoe fits wear it. Well in this case of your joke, pick which one I think it should be going off of the statement that the Bible reads. May the Lord my God bless you this day.
2006-06-14 02:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by troylfry 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha, ha your funny shea c. am i wrong or have i seen you on last comic standing, eh?
2006-06-14 01:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by mo-z 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your too funny, this was a good one, can't wait for more
2006-06-14 01:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! he is right... some things you just cant explain... lol
2006-06-14 01:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke.
guilty as seen
2006-06-14 01:41:23 · answer #6 · answered by crazy lazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats disgusting!! i didnt even make me smile
2006-06-14 01:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by jojo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now thats funny!
2006-06-14 01:36:27 · answer #8 · answered by bandido 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of sick but funny anyway
2006-06-14 01:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by abhishek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh, Thanks you made my day.. That is just too funny..
God bless and hugs from Texas..{:-)
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2006-06-14 01:38:05 · answer #10 · answered by jaantoo1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋