Adam was put to sleep and found God created EVE-so all the animals were created male as well? I'm confused?

Question

And Cain Knew his wife-who happened along hitch hiking to Paradise with all the female animals-and WHAT WAS GOD THINKING WHEN HE GAVE ADAM A Penis without the woman? And Testicles that didn't produce sperm!!! Gee God I got a Boher what for? And what the hell are these two lil red things on my chest for-TO THIS DAY I AINT FIGURED THAT ONE OUT! So this thing called God admittedly made a mistake-Maybe his mistake was Creating Man in his image-imagine that a GOD with a penis-and what does he use it for??? Oh this is Grand your Christians are gonna tell me not only did Mr. Perfect come into this world by a virgin he left the world as a virgin too-WHAT KINDA MAN is really a man in todays society you would call him celebant and possibly Gay like the churched that are full of celebant child molesters that you have trusted to preach GODS Word. Please don't take offense-these are real questions and I have read the BiBle and can not understand the rhetoric. Finally-Noah-2 by 2 and food too

Answer 1

Ok Buckar you have a point here, now years ago when Lucy evolved and passed our DNA on down the line we soon began to walk different and get taller. See we had short legs to be able to survive on the terain and the legs were the power to run from the animals that could eat us. Oh sorry we are on Adam and Eve aren't we. After reading all these great answers I noticed one thing. Most have different answers. Now I find that there are 2 Creators, God and Lord God who created God. Jesus did have kids and hung with Mary so he could use her money to support him and he supposedly had kids too. He may have had illigedimate ones too cause they didn't have good birth control back then.As for the nipples on man they may be for the gay men. I mean its like you said God doesn't make misakes and I know a lot of gay people that are Religious and good.As for the person that stated woman was created as a helper to man I think he should have said slave cause a lot of women are supporting lazy men today.I don't see why people say the bible is fact but when I say my horoscope is true all the time they say oh that is man written and the chance of it being true is only cause some people may believe it and might have a day where it might go that way. Make sense eh ! I think we evolved from like viruses and stuff like insects did. If animals were created first and then man in Gods image only by feelings and not physical then animals are too. I say my animals love me and never sin against me where as man does, did and will continue to. Most preachers that are child molesters think it is not a sin because it is not with a woman and a man is ok cause they have written this down through time. The Monks had homosexuallity all the time and hid it, yet burned people at the stake cause they thought they were witches. This was to cover up their fears that they may be found guilty of being gay.Noah, This is utter nonsense, No way can you get 2 of all creatures on Earth into a boat for 40 days and not have them eat each other.Too many species to find to fit the boat.And how did it flood the whole world when they didn't have the weather map to show that all was flooded.I am sure that the 2 so called Gods did not send hundreds of animals from thousands of miles all over the world to get to a boat in one spot.I wonder why Jesus was in one spot on this vast Earth and at the time where there was no travel to spread the word of 2 Gods faster. If Noah had God mentally control the animals to board the boat and control the situation then why didn't he crack the whip on those darn Unicorns ! And if man is all so mighty over animals then someone was reincarnated into my parakeet cause he can say over 120 different phrases and I can't fly or immitate his language. Sorry so long as I just stopped here cause it was an interesting question .

Answer 2

I admire your fance. But when the bible says that God created us at his image, it isnt talking about it in a literal sense. Rather, it simply means that like him, we too have the ability to display the same feelings and attributes hence love, joy, peace etc. It is in this sense that we were created to hi image.

As for Adam's wife Eve, she was created as a helper. God saw that Adam was all alone in his own kind while all the animals had a partner, therefore he simply had him take a nap, and using a rib of his created a female called eve.

What was his panis for? Reproduction. If you read the first book of the bible, Genesis, you will see that God instructed the couple to fill the earth. To reproduce. Thats what his and her private organs were for.

God is a spirit, and spirits do not have a gender. However, when we refer to God we say he and not she because of the order of authority. God recognizes that the head of the wife is the male. Hence males have the maximum authority over their wives. Masculinity represents authority, so we call God a he and not a she.

Thos two things on your chest are called mammary glands, also known as **** or nipples. Thats part of being a primate, you therefore also have two forward facing eyes, two opposable thumbs etc. Without the nipples, it wouldnt be possible for your body to secrete certain fluids.

God is perfect and therefore never has does or ever will make a mistake.

When you say that a man enterd the world a virgin and left as such I assume you are referring to Jesus, God's son. That is correct, he did such a thing. And there is no sin in what he did. Simply, Jesus' purpose was to preach, cure the sick etc, not hook up with the girls and have relationships as a wife and husband usually do.

I can percieve your frustration. If you have any further questions, email them to me via-email: [e-mail]

Answer 3

Taking a seem into Genesis each day ends with there used to be evening and there was morning. Day 5 ends this manner. So, we are to believe that morning means the start of Day 6. On day 6 in Genesis 1 it states that man and lady were created and then it ends then there was once night and there used to be morning. So, i'm now not certain if I comply with how people get that Adam and Eve had been made after day 7? Is that this following the process that the man and woman made on day 6 were not Adam and Eve? That there was life earlier than them. Additionally day 7 is the one day that does not finish with there was once night and there was morning. Is that considering we're living in day 7?

Answer 4

For starters God created man in his own image in the aspect of Mind (God the Father), Body (God the Son), and Spirit (God the Holy Spirit).

The animal were spoken into existance before man and women were created. Man was later created and God created him perfect. He had an intellect and God allowed him to see that all the animals had mates and he did not. Once Adam realized his need for a help meet God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, God removed a rib from Adam and made woman from him. When Adam woke up God brought the two of them together. This is the same time that God instituted marriage. Adam says "for this cause a man and woman should leave his father and mother."

I am not about to address the rest of the blasphemy you wrote. I will leave you with the fact that God loves you and sent his son to die for you.

Answer 5

You have not read and understood the Bible correctly. The Bible has the truth. The word Bible is an anagram. And stands for (El Bib)liotecha There is a hidden agenda. There are two creations detailed in the Bible. In the first creation. And the first chapter of Genesis of the Old Testament. God is. God has always existed. God has no beginning and no ending. God does not favor any one or any individual in any war, boxing match or any athletic event. God Almighty loves all of his creation equally. God is not partial. God will not destroy. God is good.
"In the beginning God created heaven and earth. And God created man in his own image; to the image of God he created him, Male and Female he created them. Them means several of them. Male and Female. God rested on the seventh day.
In the second creation, second chapter. The Lord God formed man of the slime of the earth and breathed into his face the breath of life and man became a living soul. Then the Lord God cast a deep sleep upon Adam and when he was fast asleep he took on of his ribs and filled up flesh for it. And the Lord God built the rib which he took from Adam into woman, because she was taken out of man.
There are two creators. The Almighty God that created all things, MALE AND FEMALE. The Lord God was created by GOD. And then there is the Lord God that is the God of the Hebrews. This Lord God is a very jealous Lord God. He is protective of his creation and takes all efforts to try and salvage his creation against all enemies. The Lord God is vengeful. The Lord God is spiteful. The Lord God is a creation of God and believes that he should be as God and is referred to in the Bible as the Lord God. And now you know the truth. Respectfully, First Among Equals of the Shaman. P.S. Now you know why there is always talk of a ARMAGEDDON. Arma means WAR and Geddon means HELL. The war from hell will befall mankind, not in our generation, but soon enough, because of a story that has no truth but has been instilled upon man by an evil agenda and will fight to the end before it is finally extinguihsed by the truth.

Answer 6

Here's what I think:

God created all the animals, male and female.

Then God created Adam, to name all of the kinds of animals.

Then God created Eve

Why was eve created later? Well, if you're a guy, and God asked you to name all the animals, and the perfect woman, all in her naked glory, is right next to you, what would you do? Hahaha, I'd name them all the same thing so I can get some. Wouldn't you?

Answer 7

Every system of thought is just that ... a system of our human thoughts ... attempting to understand what we are and why we're all here.
Science is a system of thought that is constantly being refined.
Logic is a system of thought that doesn't attempt to explain everything ... but establishes rules for thinking.
Mathematics is a system of thought that is more exact than any other.
Philosophy is a system of thought that understands other peoples thoughts and tries to take them into deeper understanding.
Religion ...
Hinduism is a system of deep thought.
Islam is a system of thought which is being destroyed by its
own fanatics.
Christianity and Buddhism are both religions that teach love.
..... and there are and were many others.

The Bible ... the Qur'an ... and the Talmud all have similar tales of creation ... so do many ancient or "primitive" tribes.

You are thinking for yourself and that's very good so keep it up and create YOUR own understanding , thought system, of your own so that we all might understand more.

PS: We all have lil red things because we evolved ... God can blink His eye and cause evolution/creation too.

Answer 8

God spoke all creation into existance--except people. He said "Let there be...and it was". But for both man and woman he used his hand and crafted them, and breathed his breath into them. I have wondered if the reason God didn't make Adam and Eve at the same time was that he wanted man to ask for her so he couldn't complain when he got her. That hasn't worked out too well.

Keep searching.

Answer 9

You must have confused yourself somewhere down the line where in the bible did it say all animals were males?the animals were created first,then Adam,then Eve.

Answer 10

You're getting lost in the details and are losing sight of the true meaning of things.
Go home, get a ball of clay and hold it in your hand.
That ball of clay is just one. now take a small chunk of clay from the big ball of clay and give it a name. Now that thing is an entity to itself and is lonely. So get another ball of clay and make another one and give that one a name and now that has an identity and it is not lonely.
One goes to three and that is what the secret is.
Three is more than one and is not lonely.
So penises and nipples are merely tools to split from one piece of clay to the other.