Jesus is back!
2006-06-13 18:11:27 · 16 answers · asked by lilith 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Saw it on the news !
2006-06-13 18:11:55 · update #1
I'm rotflmao.
2006-06-13 18:19:28 · update #2
Will the Christians find him finally??? Getting tired of them asking me if I found him yet.
2006-06-13 20:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Reuben Shlomo 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Matt.24:23 "Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not."
Also Jesus would be coming from the east (Matt.24:27)with a shout(1Thess. 4:16-17) and the dead will rise first.
Rev.1:7 "Beholdeth he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen."
2006-06-14 02:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by KNOWBIBLE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus come back He won't be interviewed on TV.
Not in a Desert or chamber hall.
Be ready when He comes back.
2006-06-14 01:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give us the link for the news article.
2006-06-14 01:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by blewz4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I heard the news today, oh, boy . The English...." Sorry your question made me think of a Beatles song. OOps, shades of the 60's I forgot what I was going to say.
2006-06-14 01:18:09 · answer #5 · answered by digilook 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I saw him get off the bus in front of McDonald's an hour ago.
2006-06-14 01:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt have to check the news if Jesus came back because youde be on your knees and ide just know
2006-06-14 01:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no that was Jesus ( HEY ZUES) he had snuck back into america but they are going kick him out again.
2006-06-14 01:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by neveroutnumbered 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeshua/Jesus said when you hear rumors of His return, don't pay attention, because when He does come back, you will know it!
Dear one, He is coming back, and very, very soon!!!!
2006-06-14 01:23:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, lets make a party!
2006-06-14 01:15:13 · answer #10 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋