applies for a Government job.The interviewer asks him"Are you a veteran?"
"Yes,I served 2 tours in Vietnam"
"Good that works in your favor.Do you have any service related disabilities?"
"I am 100% disabled.A motar round blew off my testicles.It doesnt affect my ability to work though."
"Sorry,to hear that"the interveiwer said"but I have some good news,I can hire you right away.Our working hours are 8-4.Come in around 10."
So the Vet asks"If your working hours are 8-4,why do you want me to come in at 10?"
"Well,here at the government ,we dont do anything but sit around scratching our balls for the first 2 hours.No need for you to come in for that!"
2006-06-13 18:07:50 · 9 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol so true
2006-06-13 18:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Erik 5 · 10⤊ 0⤋
I must need some rest because this is just not making me laugh and I know it should I think! Probably need to just go and stop trying to find the rotten keys, because I can't seem to see the letters anymore!
2006-06-14 01:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's great but sick but still very funny lol anymore jokes????? i want to hear them haha e-mail me them or not w/e haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-14 01:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that joke is just so wrong!
2006-06-14 01:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by moma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so wrong yet funny as hell!
2006-06-14 01:10:43 · answer #5 · answered by tim e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha....LMAO....I liked that one, thanx :)
2006-06-14 03:34:06 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha..............lol.........still, i prefer the previous one with the cow!!
2006-06-14 02:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-06-14 01:14:32 · answer #8 · answered by Denise C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:oP
good one
2006-06-14 07:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by * 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋