a sidekick...because i have to OverTake the world soon.....Do u Know someone who can be handy????
2006-06-13 18:07:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
besides Jayslug........with that pick he is my fav. sidekick.....looking for more
2006-06-13 20:13:00 · update #1
ohhhhhhhh i totally can i wanna be your sidekick but i have a few rules:
I will not change you diaper
I will not do the work that involves killing, taking someones position (unless its bush)
I will not feed you
I will not burp you
I will though use your laptop whenever I want to because face it I'm older
I will not fall in love with you no matter what you think
I will not use weapons
I will not bathe with you
I will not bathe you at all
I want my own house that's a gazillion miles away
I will not eat the mush you eat but I will eat steak
I will though sit around MY house and watch you take over the world
Actually scratch that, I will not watch you at all
I will not play games with you or entertain you.
I will steal the remote control if I happen to be at your "Crib"
I will make your "Crib" my "Crib"
Everything must be red and black
That includes your diaper
I will not buy you things
However I will let you buy me things (i♥diamonds)
I will not arrange play dates for you.
I will not take you on my dates
I will not put you to sleep or read you stories
I will not clean up after you
I will though let you clean up after me
I will not cook for you
I will not sing for you
I will not hold your hand
I will advise you playing in traffic though
I will not assist you in running the world
But I want credit for taking it over
I will not accept the position unless you agree to all the rules.
Now please sign here
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(photographs of letter blocks of your name will be accepted).
Thank you very much
2006-06-13 18:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Will Smith would be my pick to conquer the world with. He is the smoothest of the smooth. He is the handiest of the handy, and he had his sinus cavities surgically corrected , but lost all sense of smell from the surgery. A perfect sidekick to change those little packets of poo you dispense in your poo catchers.
Yes Will Smith is the perfect candidate for you to take with you on your plan of massive take down of the world.
2006-06-14 01:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a pet dog ? He'd work!
Get the babysitter (who your being mailed to) to become your evil sidekick!!(besides your to young to do anything without being noticed she's not)
2006-06-14 01:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by big_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right! Admit it, you just want someone to change you diaper.
Holy mackeral... I don't know if Da Bears would make a good sidekick or not... but I would have no problem hiring her as my lawyer
2006-06-14 01:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son...he's 3 months so he'll be honored to be ur apprentice. Would u like to see his CV? 2 months experience in comforters plus a wide vocabulary of 10 exotic tribal languages. Always smiles at work!!
2006-06-14 01:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Butters (professor Chaos)
2006-06-14 01:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by *liz* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee, but he already passed away
Maybe you can ask for help to Ang Lee...
He got nice tricks
2006-06-14 01:43:45 · answer #7 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I think it would be nice if you and Stewie Griffin joined forces. You two would have the whole world in the seat of your diapers.
:)
2006-06-14 01:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by ms ruth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a BIG side kick.... so you can be like Master-Blaster from the movie RoadWarrior. You could ride around on his shoulders all day.....
Hmmm..... try your Dad!
2006-06-14 02:58:35 · answer #9 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Bean?
2006-06-14 01:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by codiane99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋