how the hell do you open a coconut?

Answer 1

u can break it by beating with a stone, or beating it on the ground, or on the wall(not on rahul dravid!) pierce it using knife and use a spoon to take the white,soft portion out. i can help u eating it!

Answer 2

If it is a baby coconut, its easier, but both baby and full grown coconuts have 3 'eyes' like 3 soft spots, like dime sized circles.....

So.... you get a large screwdriver, punch holes in at least 2 of the holes, drain the milk out in to a glass.

When the coconut is empty.....take the whole thing to a hard surface, a rock outside, cement, whatever, then smash it, eyes down, against the rock. The coconut will crack in at least 3 places. Then take a large knife and split the rest of it apart.

Answer 3

Open it with a "machete" hit it several times down through the center. The coconut will brake open after about 7 or 8 times you hit it hard

If you want to drink or extract the juice first, then hit a side of it with the "machete" until you get to the meat of the coconut. Use a Ice-picker to poke a hole and drain the juice. Procede to cut it in half with the machete.

Answer 4

I don't know how to properly open a coconut - but I can tell you a funny story of how my husband did it: The first day my husband and I arrived in Hawaii, he found a coconut that had fallen from a nearby tree close to our temporary housing on the military base. Just happy about finding a coconut in Hawaii and not thinking through the whole process logistically, he opened up his pocket knife. We never knew how hard those stinkin' things are to open! He tried hammering the knife in with a shoe, he dried banging it on the concrete...and he even tried throwing it against an outside wall! What memories! :o) Finally, he realized that slow and steady wins the race: he continued to whittle away with a old steak knife that was in our kitchenette -- about an hour later he got through!

Answer 5

Punch a hole in it to drain the juice. Then crak it open using a hammer.
The little things that look like two eyes and a nose on the coconut are somewhat soft and can have holes punched in them easily.

Answer 6

First you drill holes in it 3 of them.
Drain the milk out
Next crack it with a hammer/mallet.
DIG out the coconut meat.

Answer 7

Very simple

just throw ur coconut to ur PC's monitor or in front of ur TV Screen

Answer 8

unless you have access to a large male gorilla, I suggest you place the coconut in a vise, then cut in half with a hack-saw, or machete if available, if not drive over it with a car;) LOL

Answer 9

I believe Mary Ann and Ginger used rocks

Answer 10

With a machete or similar VERY sharp object if you don't want the milk, just the flesh, or with a spike and a mallet if you do want the milk (the spike & mallet is easier & safer).