were sitting around one afternoon drinking a couple of beers and shooting the breeze.After a while the first guy says to the second one."If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off hunting and she was to get pregnant,would that make us kin?".
The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,scratched his head,and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.Finally he says"Well,I dont know about kin,but it would sure make us even.....!!!!"
2006-06-13 17:59:22 · 8 answers · asked by Shea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA.....I've got one for you!!
A man wakes up in the hospital after a nasty accident.
"I have good news and bad news," said the doctor.
"whats the bad news?" asked the patient
"well, we've had to amputate both your feet," said the doctor.
"Hell," said the patient, "what's the good news?"
"well," said the doctor, "the bloke next to you wants to buy your slippers!"
2006-06-13 18:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by jaye21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! nice wow i haven't lauged so hard in a long long time lol check ya later ♥
2006-06-13 18:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but is that somthing u did?
2006-06-13 18:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by big_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah
2006-06-13 18:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before......
2006-06-13 19:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!
2006-06-13 19:59:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha but sad :(
2006-06-13 20:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by kmpunk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-13 18:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋