Confucius Say:
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2006-06-13 17:40:35 · 14 answers · asked by Sincero 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one-liners
2006-06-13 20:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Catch a grin with these words of wisdom....
"Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails ...
Learn to Masturbate, Come in handy.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose
2006-06-14 01:44:31 · answer #2 · answered by hickcrazy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you missed a couple
A journey of 3000 mile begins with single step.
Give man a fish you feed him for a day; teach him to fish you feed him for a lifetime.
2006-06-14 00:47:20 · answer #3 · answered by HanZ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is .....not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is....having friends.
At age 16 success is .. having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is ...having money.
At age 50 success is ...having money.
At age 70 success is ...having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is ...having friends.
At age 80 success is ...not peeing in your pants.
2006-06-14 03:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Conversation like television set on honeymoon, not necessary.
2006-06-14 00:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by James E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man who have sex on ground get peace on earth.
2006-06-14 00:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o wow, this is soooooooo funny, lolololololololololol, i m truly crackin ^ here.
2006-06-14 00:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS GREAT!!! hearty congratulations for confusions..I mean confusous...I mean cumfucus...I mean...
2006-06-14 00:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-06-14 00:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by Erik 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pearls of wisdom... nice
2006-06-14 01:10:06 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋