Got this in my e-mail just now:
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either."
The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal
Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
2006-06-13 17:18:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Funny!
2006-06-13 17:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Beba♥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Got that right, too many Mexicans in Texas, I just found out that in Houston, Mexicans can get a Social Security number that is originally issued to someone else if their birrthday is the same as the original issuer. All the illegal aliens need to get the f*ck out of our country... if you cannot come correct get the f*ck out!
2006-06-14 00:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and then the texan guy wlaks out of the bar and steps on an IED and is blown to pieces
hahahahahahaa
2006-06-14 00:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by shogunly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!! but the irony is that even the 'Americans' are aliens too & it's not their country either!
2006-06-14 00:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmm. well. think it is true. but i wouldnt go around saying it to peeple. but, the dunb texas boy didnt kno if the immigrants were ILLIGAL. its ok if they are legal.
2006-06-14 00:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by Moonlight Rose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Thats funny!
2006-06-14 00:23:26 · answer #6 · answered by lipglosslover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny
2006-06-14 00:21:55 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thas so f-n funny i loved it great one
2006-06-14 00:44:03 · answer #8 · answered by Monai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how FUNNY is that!!!!! LOLOLOL! Thank you!
2006-06-14 00:23:58 · answer #9 · answered by gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it is not wrong! it is the truth
2006-06-14 01:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋