Jesus went to the Mount of Olives. The Jews brought a whore caught in adultery to HIm and asked if she should be stoned according to the Laws of Moses. Jesus says, "he that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. " A woamn picks up a stone and throws it at the whore. The whore is hit in the forehead and falls over dead. Jesus exclaims, "Mother, I was trying to make a point!"
2006-06-13 16:05:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Q: What do you call a dead atheist? ...
A: Nothing
2006-06-13 16:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by mslorikoch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u were trying to make a point of wordily gain, then u are a great looser.
'whoever something prickled in (my )mind, Jesus, said that Yes that is right, NOW if he has come to take our sins on behalf....My ito u or everyone rather. WHY didnt He(Jesus..Alayhi salaam) stoned her?
clearly could be because of yours sins, or he is human and alwalys repent before ALLAH.(and surely he was not son of god) as per some believe.
2006-06-13 23:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by abjad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah.
I didn't want to read it to the bottom, because it very much looked like preaching, but Hell this is worth my time after all. Very funny indeed.
And I'm not bashing, either. It just doesn't work when you try to make fun of atheists. There's no atheist-bashing jokes, so I'm safe.
2006-06-13 23:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke works better, in front of a Protestant audience. But, it does put the role of JC's mom into perspective. I can only add this; what was JC doodling in the dirt, while he spoke this?
2006-06-13 23:40:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dragonladygold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, but I'm pretty sure it's "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone."
2006-06-13 23:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you think it says in the Bible that Mary was without sin?
2006-06-13 23:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by Lola 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*woamn is spelled woman,ok?I should know YOU would write something so asinine.2 points
2006-06-15 09:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by Fluttery 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's actually one of my favorite jokes. I totally my minister that and he started laughing.
2006-06-13 23:15:52 · answer #8 · answered by Phillip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(hehe i like the joke)
I can cast one...I'm a heathen. we dont believe in sin!!!
2006-06-13 23:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by tanja_berengue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad news
2006-06-13 23:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by Virginia V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋