A blonde walked into a coffee shop and she noticed a peel and win sticker on her coffee cup, so she peeled it off.
She started screaming, "I won a motor home, I won a motor home."
The waitress says, "that's impossible the biggest prize is a free lunch."
The blonde continued screaming, "I won, I won a motor home." Finally the manager comes over and says "I'm sorry ma'am you must have made a mistake there is no such prize."
"No mistake!" replied the blonde handing over the ticket. The sticker read.....
you're gonna love this
"winabagel"
2006-06-13 14:53:30 · 9 answers · asked by ticklefoot 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks and hers one for you...
A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut.
When the beautician approached the chair where
the blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was
wearing a walkman.
The beautician took the blonde to her styling booth. She asked
the blonde, "Please take off the walkman so I can cut your hair."
The blonde replied, "I can't do without it, just cut around it."
The beautician shook her head in disbelief and started cutting.
A few minutes later the beautician stopped and asked the blonde,
"I just can't cut your hair properly while you are wearing
that walkman. Please take it off."
The blonde replied, "I just can't live without it,
cut around it please." The beautician started cutting
again and finally had had enough. The beautician
reached down and pulled the earphones from
the walkman off the blonde.
Just as she did so the blonde froze, then fell out off the chair and
on to the floor. The staff at the salon rushed to her aid only to
discover she was stone dead. All were stunned! The beautician lifted
the earphones to her ear to listen to what was so important to the
blonde.
In a soft but commanding voice she heard,
"Breathe in.......... Breathe out............
Breathe in.......... Breathe out............
Breathe in.......... Breathe out............"
2006-06-13 17:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That IS cute.
How do you tell the difference between a natural blonde and a bleached blonde...?
You tell them a blonde joke. The bleached blonde will laugh. The natural blond will shake her head and say, "I don't get it...."
2006-06-13 23:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very cute.
I'm blonde, but I couldn't resist reading.
2006-06-13 22:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by Deeski Lub 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a blond. oi
2006-06-13 22:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2006-06-13 22:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by mikejello2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey what do you know, i DIDNT love it.
2006-06-13 22:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ragin' Caucasian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How funny!!
2006-06-13 22:20:44 · answer #7 · answered by Lucero 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.... thats so bad its good! lol
2006-06-13 22:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, i don't get it
2006-06-13 22:08:22 · answer #9 · answered by Smile =]™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋