Ready for what?
2006-06-13 14:51:46
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answer #1
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answered by PinkNightmare 2
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I saw Jesus (pronounced "hey-soos") last night. He was just getting off work at the factory and was picking up a six pack at the convenience store.
I told Jesus that you had been talking about him and were asking about people if they were ready for him. All he said was "Aquel tÃo es maricon".
2006-06-15 08:37:52
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answered by idspudnik 4
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Sure, I'd be ready to go out and grab a bite with him. He probably hasn't been out to a restaurant since his last supper - that didn't end well. I'm thinking sushi, since there's no record of those kinds of eating establishments back them...I know, keep him away from the shellfish.
2006-06-13 21:56:30
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answered by BackpackerTD 1
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Well, my house needs to be cleaned up a bit before I have guests, but if it was Jesus, I'd let him in, although I'd apologize for the mess. I wonder if he likes Indian food? Because that's about all I have in the house right now to fix him.
2006-06-13 21:54:31
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answered by Heron By The Sea 7
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Happy to see you back, Rev Trask!
Would you be shocked if I told you that I don't feel ready? Perhaps that is why I spend so much time here on YA's Religion & Spirituality section. I need to build my sense of closeness to God. Perhaps I should be praying instead of hanging on YA.
2006-06-13 22:00:20
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answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7
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I've been ready.
But it isn't going to happen until Satan is revealed.
2Th 2:2 That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by letter as from us, as that the day of Christ is at hand.
2Th 2:3 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;
2Th 2:4 Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.
2006-06-13 21:54:02
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, Absolutely!!
2006-06-13 22:12:12
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answer #7
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answered by ? 3
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Yes, a resounding YES!!!!! My children are saved, My entire family is saved.....I look to the east every moment.....I cry Abba Father continuously....BUT... I know that the longer He tarries his coming, the more that have the opportunity to accept him and join us, so, I am patiently awaiting that trumpet!
Even so, Lord Jesus, COME!
2006-06-13 22:06:59
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answered by bacuszoo2002 1
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i want to say yes, but in todays society how many people would say that a man is crazy if he said he was Jesus. i think that i would know the truth in my heart, but i cant really know until it happens.
2006-06-13 22:22:09
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answered by Bridget 2
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No, I do not feel like company, but being who he is he will come whether I am ready or not.
2006-06-13 22:04:43
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answered by Extremely Evil 4
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Ready and waiting.
2006-06-13 21:54:50
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answered by Grog The Fish 5
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