2006-06-13 13:07:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
These answers are all so awesome, I have to put them to a vote. You people are cool!
2006-06-14 13:26:34 · update #1
pull out a12 gauge and by the time thi "click" goes he will be packin its bags and outta there!!!!!!!
2006-06-13 13:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by gorillazfan213 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, when the lights are on and you are thinking straight, you KNOW that there is no monster. However, this is cold comfort when the lights are off and all is quiet. Therefore, until you can banish that gremlin forever, remember the rules of engagement:
1) have a light you can reach from with in the bed, without having to expose any part of your body to the zone of darkness beneath it.
2) keep your feet covered at all times, as under-the-bed monsters are not smart enough to deal with complicated issues like blankets and sheets.
3) along the same lines, remember: YOU ARE SMARTER THAN IT IS. Don't be tempted to do anything that could compromise the safety of "THE BED," and always turn on that poisonous light before going to use the restroom.
You don't need your parents' help; they wouldn't understand anyway; just remember the rules and you will be fine!! I, myself, survived for many years with the voracious creatures a mere foot from myself; you can too!!
2006-06-13 20:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by Russell E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It helps to have support. My sister and I used to do the monster check together. You lay sideways on the bed, side by side. You say 'one, two, three, GO!' and then both of you look under the bed at the same time. The monster's gone every time.
2006-06-13 21:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by maynerdswife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a monster under my bed - what should I do? Help - Quick!!!!?
Boy are you in real trouble!!!!
I bet it's a chupacabra.
I hope you ain't got no goats!!!
*if it is a chupacabra....try and get a picture of it and send it to the inquirer...I bet they'd pay you a million dollars for it. They did for the picture of bat boy.
*on second thought, I hope you do have goats....otherwise he might decide the food is better higher up on the food chain.
2006-06-13 20:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eviction Notice! Quick.
2006-06-13 20:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by dollarbill2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt there is a monster under your bed. Turn the light on, you'll see!
2006-06-13 20:11:30 · answer #6 · answered by sekhtet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the monster alone. You don't want the people for the ethical treatment of monsters to come after you.
2006-06-13 20:12:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mike C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I do is ask the monster to have dinner with me. After dinner, he leaves my house through the front door.
2006-06-13 20:13:05 · answer #8 · answered by MixedPinayChic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing like getting eaten by a real monster...
2006-06-13 20:11:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good God Girl!! Do you have a pair of red shoes???!!!
Put them on quick! Stand up on your bed!!!!-there is no time to loose!
Close your eyes and say three times,
"there's no place like home.."
"there's no place like home.."
"there's no place like home.."
2006-06-13 20:13:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, get off the computer and hope the dust bunnies under there will get him
2006-06-13 20:10:46 · answer #11 · answered by casperbtch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋