2006-06-13 13:07:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny question!
Okay, From a Human...
I was in the public bathroom at an overnight summer camp in the 70's. I opened the door to the stall, looked into the toilet, and damn!!! I swear... the thing was as thick as my arm and snaked and coiled around and around like a big snake!! I ran out, forgetting I myself had to go, and told everyone to come look at this amazing sight!! The whole camp was in hysterics!
Now...From an Animal....
I was at the zoo, inside the building where the elephants were washed and fed. I swear... This big elephant behind the glass in a big white room just stood there as pounds and pounds of cr@p
came exploding out it's @ss! This was followed by ---I swear this is true--- like, a cascade of cream-colored pudding gunk that looked like soft-serve ice cream!! There were zoo employees in there with all that having to smell it all!!
2006-06-13 13:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
About a foot long or in other turds 6'2"
2006-06-13 20:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by doreen6157 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well one time i had 2 use the bath room really bad so i went 2 a porda-poddy and there was this like foot long crap on the seat it was ssooo gross i didn't have 2 go 2 the bathroon after that
2006-06-13 20:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by ~Cats rule~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say the biggest turd i ever saw was about 6'7 and he is my father sad but true
2006-06-13 20:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by cutie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Ex Husband!
2006-06-13 20:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by doc_is 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we just hit the asshole with a 500 pounder
2006-06-13 20:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ganserman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have your picture profile posted, or I am sure that you would win this one, hands down.
2006-06-14 04:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one this am but seriously that is just a sick question!
2006-06-13 20:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by colinsmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was about 12 feet long i swear to god the sob wraped all the way around the toilet,,,
2006-06-13 21:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lilmisssassy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my biggest poop was 18 inches
2006-06-13 20:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by Nick R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋