2006-06-13 12:55:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah thats 1 wats another 1
2006-06-13 12:59:28 · update #1
i am a blonde big d
2006-06-13 13:02:22 · update #2
Take her head phone off...
A blonde went to a beauty salon to get a haircut.
When the beautician approached the chair where
the blonde was waiting, she noticed that she was
wearing a walkman.
The beautician took the blonde to her styling booth. She asked
the blonde, "Please take off the walkman so I can cut your hair."
The blonde replied, "I can't do without it, just cut around it."
The beautician shook her head in disbelief and started cutting.
A few minutes later the beautician stopped and asked the blonde,
"I just can't cut your hair properly while you are wearing
that walkman. Please take it off."
The blonde replied, "I just can't live without it,
cut around it please." The beautician started cutting
again and finally had had enough. The beautician
reached down and pulled the earphones from
the walkman off the blonde.
Just as she did so the blonde froze, then fell out off the chair and
on to the floor. The staff at the salon rushed to her aid only to
discover she was stone dead. All were stunned! The beautician lifted
the earphones to her ear to listen to what was so important to the
blonde.
In a soft but commanding voice she heard,
"Breathe in.......... Breathe out............
Breathe in.......... Breathe out............
Breathe in.......... Breathe out............"
2006-06-13 17:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I know 1 way. Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool....thats stupid though.
2006-06-13 12:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool...
2. tell them to test if their maxi-pads have wings... off that 70-story building...
2006-06-13 12:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i have no idea but here is a web site with 191 blonde jokes
2006-06-13 14:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) tell her to sleep with a knife
2) make her plug in a toaster underwater to make soggy toast
2006-06-13 13:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
give her a knife and ask who's best
take a tool and do it your self
2006-06-13 13:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by Werido3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
making them think or making them count
2006-06-13 12:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Wood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have them look at you twice...
2006-06-13 12:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Kiowa1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u ******* murder i love blondes! dumb *****!
2006-06-13 13:00:46 · answer #9 · answered by Big D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋