2006-06-13 12:54:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay, I think God is in you, great jim_darwin....did you change your avatar or was it god's work? Did you adopt another name in another...oh, no, I think it has started, God has taken over!!!!
2006-06-14 14:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
God: Jim, why did you pollute the world with your ridiculous theories? I am the creator and I made man as an image of myself, not as a monkey. I created monkeys to be animals and humans to be humans.
Jim: Im sorry God. Im sorry I didnt believe the whole creation thing. What is my punishment for being such an ignorant jack-***?
God: You are going to spend the rest of your life as an ape, so you can tell the difference between the two. Good luck, and when your life is over, hell is promised to you for being stupid and making people doubt my miracles of life called humans.
2006-06-13 20:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by luv_bein_me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd joke about how we in this petty world down here argue this whole thing to death. They'd wonder how we can't see that Creation and Evolution are the same thing. God would give kudos to Darwin for being so smart, lol!
2006-06-13 19:59:58 · answer #3 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why God made jim look like an ape
2006-06-13 19:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you Jim,you should have already met him.God is very good,slow to anger,merciful,
loving.Since you are asking,if you do get a chance to met him that is what you would talk about.
2006-06-13 20:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by jackiedj8952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably Ben Roethlisberger's motorcycle crash. I heard God's a big Steelers fan. (So you'd think he would have prevented it.) There you go, ask him why he didn't prevent the crash.
Actually, let him explain why he let the Holocaust happen. (Lucy, you've got some 'splaining to do!!)
2006-06-13 20:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by cornfunkel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the hump from your back and walk like a man and just maybe if time don't slip away change you into a full man.
2006-06-13 19:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by elpequenodiablo--thelittledevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God: "well, you really did some hard work and used your brain there jim"
Jim: "gee thanks god, you sure put a lot of hints out there for me though"
God: "I didn't want it to be too hard. after all, I don't want people to be discouraged in figuring things out".
tom
You can figure out the rest.
2006-06-13 19:59:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would explain how people really came to be and he would finally get it!
2006-06-13 19:59:05 · answer #9 · answered by ladysodivine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About the questions regarding existence and life, like why we are here and what the purpose is.
2006-06-13 19:57:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋