My ex told me that single women don't fart cos they don't get an @$$hole till they're married. Is that true?
2006-06-13 12:53:07 · 19 answers · asked by Atheist 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
let me guess how this conversation started:....
ex-girlfriend: let's break up
you: why?
ex-girlfriend: because you fart too much.
you: what? like you don't fart.
ex-girlfriend: actually no, single women [like me] don't fart cos [we] don't get an @$$hole till [we]'re married
2006-06-13 13:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by markdoris2004 2 · 8⤊ 1⤋
ur lady was right.
Or at least partly right.
Single ladies do fart but they are the silent ones
Only when we don't really care what u think or we are trying to get rid of you. then the big ones are let rip!!
2006-06-13 13:08:56 · answer #2 · answered by catherine alison 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!!!! married or not married, they have @$$hole. so they can fart anytime they need to.
2006-06-13 13:36:02 · answer #3 · answered by danny boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pee-eww yes
2006-06-13 13:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by hotclaws 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MArried women are not there to impress anyone. that's why they are loud!
2006-06-13 19:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by sbbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yes. i am so so sorry to tell you this, but, i guess you didn't go to sex ed class. girls have two holes in their whu who. guys have one and half of a quarter. i am so sorry. i guess you needed to know.
2006-06-13 16:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by chrissnina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that your ex has you pegged on this answer.
2006-06-13 21:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!! and so true !! lol..Your ex is a smart lady lol
2006-06-13 12:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by Aeris_141 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very
2006-06-14 12:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
@$$hole as there spouse
2006-06-13 13:07:27 · answer #10 · answered by Werido3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋