STUPID warning lables?

Question

the reson why warning lables are there because some one did it before! heres a couple of dumb warning lables!
a)Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

b)Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

c)Unknown Vacuum Cleaner
1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

d)Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!

e)Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

f)Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

4)Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers

5)Rim Drive, Durango, CO
Warning: Do Not Hit This Sign

6)Various Parts of Jamaica
In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps "Sleeping Policemen", so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, "Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead

Answer 1

My cell phone: Do not iron???wtf?
Do not place in dishwasher? WTF?
Do not place in microwave????WWWWTTTTFFF?
How stupid are people that a warning like this has to appear?

Answer 2

Found on a box of Tampax tampons: Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.

Found on the inside of a pull-top lid of liquid radiator sealant: Caution: Do not lick lid.

Found on Batman: The animated Series Armor Set Halloween costume box: Parents: Please exercise caution--mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.

Found on public rest room Continuous Roll Towel dispensers: MAINTENANCE OPERATOR: Failure to follow loading instructions could result in serious injury or death. (Death for failing to follow instructions? Who'd have thought that janitors were working under such strict scrutiny?)

Found on a can of Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap.

Sticker found on the base of a Bel Phones 900 megahertz cordless telephone: Need help? Call [phone] between 8 am - 4:30 pm PST. (If your phone isn't working, how are you supposed to call the help line?

Found on plastic bags containing an Anastasia toy in Burger King Kids Club meals: This bag is not a toy. Please discard. (Forget the toy--the movie should have the warning: Like Pocahontas, this movie is historically inaccurate hooey designed to sel cheap plastic trinkets. Please disregard its contents.)

Found on instructions for a fire extinguisher: 1. Carry to fire.

Found on plastic bottles of Mott's apple juice: Plastic Bottle. Excellent Source of Vitamin C. (To heck with oranges, other citric fruits, and vitamin supplements--eat just one plastic bottle a day and keep those colds away!)

Found on a butane lighter: WARNING: Flame may cause fire.

Found on Mary Ellen's "For Those Days" Menstrual Stain Remover: CAUTION: Irritant. (The last thing I want on "those days" is another irritant.)

Answer 3

One of them I read awhile ago on the Internet was on a Superman Costume for kids. The label said ''Warning - Not a childhood fantasy. You will not be able to fly in this costume'', or something like that. I forget where I saw it though.

Answer 4

There are warning labels on candy now. I bought a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup at work and when I opened it, the inside stated...

"Remember, candy is a treat, enjoy in moderation"


I had to laugh...

Answer 5

People do stupid things! If you didn't warn them they would cause havoc! When pumping gas they tell you not to use your cell phone, and to turn car off, plus don't smoke. Does it stop stupid people?

Answer 6

I read on the bottom of a triffle : Don not turn upside down.

Answer 7

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)
On some Swan frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's *just* a suggestion!)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:

Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!) (I love it, food to piss you off.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure??? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) (Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce therate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in Outer space.) (Or underground)
On a Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (What is this, a home castration kit?)
On a child's superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)


A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

A CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult."

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."

A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious."

A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

A label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping."

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."

"Do not use snow blower on the roof."

"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

Answer 8

stupidity is in the eye of the beholder

Answer 9

another one on a packet of peanuts
open packet,eat contents...

Answer 10

caution: bridge may be slippery when wet

ive seen that b4