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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such a sport
and what the hell does this have to do with dinner utensils

2006-06-13 10:17:37 · 10 answers · asked by dude 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

The dish ran away with the spoon. Isn't that what it has to do with it?

2006-06-13 10:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The better question would be: How the fuc.k could a cow jump, let alone over the moon!?

2006-06-13 18:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Filthy 3 · 0 0

they are the directors of the scene in the movie "Tales of the lost poop stain" where the cow jumped over the moon.

2006-06-13 17:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 · 0 0

the dish and the spoon ran away because they know the cow would have to land soon and they might be at the spot. stupid right well its a stupid question

2006-06-13 17:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by lisa 3 · 0 0

when did cow "moon jumping" become a sport for dogs to laugh at????

2006-06-13 17:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by cowgirlprincess08210 2 · 0 0

well... ever see a cow jump over a moon??? cause i sure haven't

2006-06-13 17:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by *(¯`•._.•Jessica•._.•´¯)* 3 · 0 0

the author was on an acid trip?

2006-06-13 17:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by napolibill 2 · 0 0

maybe they got hungry?

2006-06-13 17:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by diamondprincezz456 4 · 0 0

What??? i am confused,what are you asking?

2006-06-13 17:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ra 2 · 0 0

Because they cooked mother goose for supper. Duh...

2006-06-13 17:27:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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