SNEEZING PARROT
2006-06-13 10:03:45 · 8 answers · asked by cazzcull 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A manbuys a parrot but it wont stop sneezing so he took it back to the shop. The shopkeeper said the parrot had hayfever but the man didnt believe him and wanted a second opinion. The shopkeeper went to the back shop and returned with a kitten and a labrador. The kitten stared at the parrot for a while and then started purring, the shopkeeper then said, I told you so, its hayfever. The labrador then had a sniff of the parrot and started barking, told you said the shopkeeper its hayfever and you now owe me £500. Why do i owe you that asked the man, because your parrot has just had a cat scan and a lab test to prove its Hayfever
2006-06-13 10:10:50 · update #1
very good that will be repeated all around my workplace tomorrow
2006-06-13 11:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by rita c 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Magician and The Parrot
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem:
The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then 2 days .. and then 3 days .
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said ..... "OK, I give up. Where's the f__kin' ship?"
2006-06-14 04:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm made me snigger, a little bit
2006-06-13 17:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-14 19:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by km 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn
2006-06-13 17:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Taffy Comp Geek 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the question is... what? This is not a chat room.
2006-06-13 17:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fart jokes.
2006-06-13 17:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-13 17:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋