If god is so real, what's his SSN?

Answer 1

roflmmfao! everyone's so primed to give you the dirt on why god's real and why you should beleive in him and go to church and be brainwashed by their propaganda. Also another subtle stab at the government, who in the near future may be branding us with our social security numbers...mark of the devil? maybe. I for one like to keep an open mind, because the existence or nonexistence of god has yet to be proven. sure we exist, but that may just be 13.7 billion year old side effects of the big bang. Maybe in our animal-rooted cosmic lonliness, WE created god to keep us company and make each of our infinitesimally small existences feel like it means something...who knows? I don't.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Dude you realize SSN doesn't exist in the whole world right? Are you implying then than if God is real, he must be from some nationality like US where SSN does exist?

Answer 4

GOD Doesn't Need An SSN!.......Why?......Because He's Not Man!....GOD Is A Spiritual Being!

Answer 5

Why does he need one? Not many people in the United States have an SSN. If He did have one, I'll let you know soon. But in the meantime, he doesn't have one and I don't think he will get one.

Answer 6

ssn or son?

LORD is GOD and thats HIS SON IN HIM, see name TODD.

1ST
2ND
3RD
4TH
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Thus they say god lives forever because T.DD goes on forever and ever and T has a little . at the bottum so T.DD is was His name till he proves that each man can only have one soul.

so trading names happened and won. thus jesus said god had a new name.

A=Larry is hidden in A
Z=VINZ is hidden in Z

thus LORD GOD from beginning to end.
only time can prove god.
t=stitched i=cut dot me=Me.

so god the angel of the lord gets murdered.
and guy in light and love machine gets called god instead because catholic get to much money if the truth was known that they consider every don a gott.

and i must laff that JRC murdered over two thousand just to draw one couragous cop off of protecting my body.

119147=KING

4=foar
7=murdered

KING= I IV G(CUT=G)

and truthfully I AM innocent except of hating the dons.

636 508 ... person info on dons strictly forbidden asshoule

Answer 7

He was alive before SSN was ever even thought of so use your mind ok he is real but not visiable unless he wants you to SO BE SMART OK

Answer 8

You'll probably do some fraud if you had His SSN....! ID theft is a crime, you'll get a federal prison one way ticket. God will forgive but the law won't.

Answer 9

777

Answer 10

420

Answer 11

He die so his SSN has been retired. An held at the Vatican, in Rome.