2006-06-13 08:40:00 · 10 answers · asked by Patrice 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, nice try, everybody knows chickens dont have legs!...
2006-06-13 08:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by JANGOFETS 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers: (courtesy: wellwisher, Pd and sueet2b)
THE SPHINX: You tell me.
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
GANDHI: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.
SHAKESPEARE: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
RENE DESCARTES: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.
PLATO: For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care y the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
JOHN KERRY: I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe that the chicken should not get to the other side.
JACQUES CHIRAC: The chicken has rights, mais oui? We care not whether the chicken crosses the road since we will claim her eggs regardless of on which side of the road she lays them, n'est pas?
TONY BLAIR: It is clear to Her Majesty's government that the chicken has disguised and hidden her eggs, which, under extraordinary circumstances, particularly on All Hallow's E'en, can certainly be used as weapons of mass destruction
COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. As you can see this is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?
SNOOP DOGG: This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin’ crossin’ a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin’.
NEIL ARMSTRONG: To go where no chicken has gone before. That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap for Chicken kind.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
NEWTON: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action here is an equal and opposite reaction.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-18 14:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the sucker cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken.
It was so funny because earlier in the conversation we were talking about how people get "suckered" into things and so they are "suckers." So what came to mind was a person.
Then after the punch line you realized it was a sucker that you eat.
2006-06-13 16:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by starmoonpm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but I know why the chicken DID NOT cross the road.....Because he was chicken.
2006-06-13 16:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by KingBubba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
2006-06-13 15:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 prove 2 his friends he wasn't chicken lol :)
2006-06-13 17:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by Kai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to chickenjoke.com and find one for yourself they really aren't by those people they are just mocking them...my favorite is homer simpson's answer.
2006-06-13 15:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To show the opossum it could be done.
2006-06-13 15:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by mobilewoman2002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was pinned to a punk rocker
2006-06-13 16:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Robin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side :P
2006-06-13 15:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by ciara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋