The Easter Bunny wants to give us the gift of his magic candy every Easter. He hops all around the world in a single day to spread happiness to everyone. Why don't people accept his gift? Why don't they love him back?
2006-06-13 08:27:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am saddened to see that so very few receive The Bunny and accept the Good News of his candy eggs and his love. I think you really need to consider why you choose to reject his gifts. For those of you who believe: Brothers and Sisters! We will feast on magical candy eggs this Easter! Praise!
2006-06-14 08:46:51 · update #1
What's the question?
2006-06-13 08:30:37 · answer #1 · answered by mktgfmbt 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do. I love the Easter Bunny chocolates. :-) I gladly accept the sacred gift of the Most Holy Chocolate!
I am blessed yearly by the Bunny chocolates. When I eat the Sacred Chocolate, I feel tingling all over, like I am getting a warm furry hug from the Holy Bunny Herself!
The Easter Bunny SSAAAAAAAAVES!
Have you heard the holy word of the Easter Bunny today?
2006-06-13 15:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by Nikki 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny is my chosen Goddess and has been since Playboy Magazine revealed her to be what she really is.
The Easter Bunny loves everyone and gives her blessings to all, regardless what they believe. She doesn't have any restrictions on that love, she just loves people for who and what they are.
After all, she created them that way, and if she wanted them different, she'd take care of it herself. She doesn't need some fat windbag nosy busybody's help doing her work.
Praise the Easter Bunny!!!
(but it's not necessary, she's not on an ego trip)
2006-06-13 15:32:59 · answer #3 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... I love the easter bunny. BUT, only loving Jesus will give me eternal life in the presence of God.
PS Yeah... I know about the candy. It is yummmmy.
2006-06-13 15:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Di-USA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah? Well what do you make of this passage in the Gospel of Bunny Bugs 22-34?
"For when I return no carrot in your garden shall survive. And I will smite the Fudd Elmer with great fury. And you will know d'dat d'dat d'dat's all folks!"
2006-06-13 15:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First... I wouldn't celebrate Easter if I were completely self-reliant.
Second, because people are hypocrites! How can they not appreciate a miracle when they see one? Hell, the goddamned bunny lays eggs!
2006-06-13 15:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Easter Bunny with all my heart. Trix are for kids, also.
2006-06-13 15:33:45 · answer #7 · answered by kurtrisser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!!
Easter Bunny = GOd = nonexistant! LMAO
2006-06-13 15:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kookoo Bananas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the easter bunny has nothing to do with love or christ...and how old are you??? really ???
2006-06-13 15:32:12 · answer #9 · answered by midnite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because nobody knows what the heck a rabbit has to do with Christ and...eggs?
2006-06-13 15:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by Stephenaux 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋