Does it have the best pornography? Are all the women just super-hot and the men completely hairless?
2006-06-13 08:07:44 · 24 answers · asked by whirredup 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, and all the guys have six-packs and amazing abs and really impressive muscles and they just give it to you all day. If you're a girl, that is.
2006-06-13 08:15:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry. I think I've missed something here...
How in the world did so many of you people become such authorities on heaven and what's allowed in heaven, or what it's like, and who can masturbate/have sex/bond with whomever they like? Apart from a smattering of vague verses in the Bible, who actually got the offical memo about the afterlife?! Well?!?!
For those of you who replied with a big ol' "Ick!" I ask if you've ever touched yourself. You don't have to answer to me. You know the truth and that's all that matters.
For those of you who shoot off big gooey Bible verses, I ask, why must you pick and choose what you believe and cast the largest stone you can find? Either you follow the book literally like a dolt, or you use it as a teaching tool for living a life with a solid moral compass. Many of the practices written in the Bible are outdated. I mean, when was the last time you performed a sacrifice?
Sex, masturbation, and fantasies of sex or masturbation (here or in an afterlife) are not wrong. Think of them as "practice runs" for the real deal. There is nothing wrong with our bodies and how we use them. There is only the damage we do when we abuse them with deadly agents and hatefulness.
If you believe in God, then you believe that God created the human form, and as His creation, every cell, fiber, neuron, and dripping or gushing fluid is also created by God. How dare you judge his work!!! Who do you think YOU are? God?
"Sins of the flesh" is a concept past its age.
Be comfortable in your own skin. Love yourself. Love others. Abide in your faith if you must, but do not pursue those who do not share it because if you TRULY believe, then it is not for you to judge others!
I think that your own, personal, skiddish feelings about sex and the concept of heaven have gotten really twisted. I mean, if there's no sex in heaven, they why do so many people moan "Oh GOD!" every time they climax???
YOU, the judgemental and self-righteous, are the sick ones. It's a perfectly valid question.
Beat away, bro!
2006-06-13 18:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by I.Am.The.Storm. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny question, but it deserves a response. I think God make heaven for us to have everything we want. It's a place for us to enjoy eternal salvation with the full extent of happiness. Yes, everything can be done in heaven, except without the porn stuff. Masturbation...you won't need it. There are better things to do in heaven much more fun.
2006-06-13 15:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. USA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. You can only get into heaven if you have given up every attraction for sin. Only Love can enter Heaven.. No selfishness, no self pity. No woundedness from the past.
There will be no sex in Heaven because we will not be having babies. We will not have a spouse. We will not be frustrated or needy; we will have glorified bodies and be able to walk through walls and travel distances without time or assistance. We will be surrounded by love and grateful that god has blessed us into His presence.
On the other hand hell it will be the opposite. You will be so miserable that sex is the last thing you would even think about. There is crying and anguish. If you think the fun people will be in hell having great sex all of the time, think again. Sex is only for those of us who are alive.
Furthermore, abusing the gift of sex that God gave to us to share in creating and for closeness exclusive to a spouse, is Hell on earth. It will destroy your life and your marriage. Your health and your soul. It will cause you to be blind to truth and separated from God's graces. You will find it hard to understand God or people who Love God because your soul will be dark and empty and nothing will satisfy you unless you love n=and follow God's way.
Jesus Died for you whether you realize it or not and He is calling you into a relationship with Him. Pray God, if you are real, reveal yourself to me. Make me understand what is truth.
God Bless You, ;-)
2006-06-13 15:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Deena 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in heaven, those who arrive, will have new bodies - will be as the angels. most view as 'sexless'
Matthew 22:30
"For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are like God's angels in heaven."
i suggest you do some research - look stuff up in the bible - RESEARCH/find wisdom...
what i've discovered - is that i know that good & evil exists - and that in turn, that my actions will be judged, and in turn - that there is a judge. that's without looking anywhere else. then you realize you have a brain, some eyes.. some arms.. and that GOODNESS is something you can strive for.
the antichrist is comming soon - who will decieve, if it were possible - even the elect.
http://n1nj4.com/viewtopic.php?t=6764 - an, if not THE antichrist
2006-06-13 15:19:40 · answer #5 · answered by honorablepassion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well according to Jesus there will be no sex in Heaven. The main attraction in Heaven will be God my friend.
Masterbation will be pointless. Besides we wont have any genitalia.
Mat 22:30 For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as angels in heaven.
Jesus
2006-06-13 15:13:16 · answer #6 · answered by Samuel J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of. After you get into heaven (and I doubt with an attitude like that you will) we won't even have any thoughts of sex. In the Long run I will be praying for you as you surely need it......
2006-06-13 15:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by craftykatie808 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you are not supposed to masturbate on earth also in heaven every one is a spirit and a genital is a part of the flesh
2006-06-13 15:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Smart Hustler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want a heaven like that. I would like one where a beautiful woman was constanly on top of me and her appearance changed every 30 minutes.
2006-06-13 15:09:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like Samuel J said there will not be males or females in heaven, but we will be like the angels. We will not have sex organs because we will not need to reproduce.
2006-06-13 15:33:10 · answer #10 · answered by pennypincher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No please, If u r in heaven u won't get these type of thoughts nor u will think like this. Men and women would be perfect with their, mind, body and soul.
2006-06-13 15:12:17 · answer #11 · answered by iforeveryone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋