2006-06-13 07:35:51 · 28 answers · asked by tuttlem99 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-13 07:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Where have you been? This is something i thought everyone knew about and now I see that there are still some people who did not get the memo about the last wood chuck being murdered and now they are extinct.
You don't need to wonder about these things again, and you really have no need to ask any more questions about the wood chucking statistics any more, They no longer threaten our supply of wood to make toothpicks any longer. It is a great and sad day in our website.
Salute.
2006-06-13 14:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-13 14:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by acidictinomen 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of butt cords
was attained on .
(NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on
February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
2006-06-13 14:42:33 · answer #4 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rest of the poem goes " a woodchuck , would chuck , as much as he could chuck , if a woodchuck , could chuck , wood
2006-06-13 14:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now could the woodchucker be chuckeling while chucking wood?
also, how far can he chuck the wood?
2006-06-13 14:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by Hurcules 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much chuck would chuckwood could if a chuck wood could wood chuck?
2006-06-13 18:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-13 14:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by lend322 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would probably chuck the same amount of wood as if the bird and the bees would be going at the same speed at the velocity when you are riding your bike by a pool.
2006-06-13 14:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck could chuck all the wood a wood chucked if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-13 14:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋