2006-06-13 07:07:53 · 16 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ugh-another PUN!! You know-Puns have actually damaged me, Marianne..I was thinking about a pun I had red the other day, while lying out working on my tan. When I thought I was dun, I rose, but it turns out I was late! I had a sunburn and my hair was bleached! I will never sit in the sun thinking about puns again and go white-headed...I would sooner dye..
2006-06-14 14:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by NeuroProf 6 · 8⤊ 6⤋
Didn't your school have yardsticks that measured up as well as down. Seems like an oversight. Shouldn't God be the supreme meter stick in a metric world? Some day we can all meter our maker. I am inching to find out what he looks like.
2006-06-14 16:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My teacher no longer wanted to teach me anything. Something he said about not wanting to contribute to the future disaster of the world by arming me or something like that. Dont know what he meant, but I am sure he will pay for it someday when I am king.
2006-06-13 15:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha... obviously God should not be the 'yardstick' by which we mark our progress. I think even the more common phrases you hear are standards we would be hard pressed to attain:
What would Jesus do? (yikes)
What would a righteous man do?
What would a rational man do?
2006-06-13 14:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but isn't it true that you were only 4 foot 1 until the age of nineteen?
2006-06-14 03:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps God told your teacher to say that.
2006-06-13 14:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by antjones9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God works in mysterious ways.
Stop looking for a get out free card you lazy bum.
2006-06-13 14:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by Goose&Tonic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, she did. It wasn't very nice though. All my teachers hate me too.
2006-06-13 14:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Live4Music 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Older people always get jollies from stuff like that.
2006-06-13 14:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very clever! Now do your homework, so you can go to college and not be a bum.
2006-06-13 14:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You should of asked your teacher.
2006-06-13 14:14:08 · answer #11 · answered by catalyst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋