A girl looks at a man’s tatoo. NIKE on his arm, REEBOK on his legs. She screamed when she saw AIDS on his penis. He said relax, when it’s errect it reds ADIDAS.
Q: Whats the similarity between woman and a condom? A:Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: Why r women considered stronger then men? A: Bcoz women carry two mountains on their chest while men carry only 2 stones with the help of a crane!
I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small.
Man walked into ladies toilet.Lady who was inside shouted ‘THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN’.The man, unzipping his pants s�id ‘THIS TOO’!
WHAT’S WRONG WITH UR MOB??I Tried Calling Many Times! Everytime I Dial Your No, The Operator Kept Saying “The Person u r Calling is Having SEX, Pls Try L�ter!”
Nipple Nipple dont be far,can I Press u in my car.Up above thechest so high, always milky never dry.Let me suck u dont feel shy,in the brasiers u will die.
A guy walks up to a sexy babe n asks her if she would like to take part in a magic trick. She said OK. He says lets go to my place we **** n then U disappear.
5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work
2006-06-13 06:20:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow !!!!!!!!!
2006-06-13 06:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
haahahaha i'm not sure u should send that but hell they where funny.thanx man
2006-06-13 13:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the tattoo and the ladies toilet ... both are funny !hahahhaa !
2006-06-13 13:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by gurlpower 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one!
2006-06-13 13:27:57 · answer #4 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those are great thanks son
2006-06-13 13:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋